By SadMother - 04/10/2014 19:52 - United States - South Windsor

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Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML
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glimmer980 20

I think you need to have the birds and the bees talk before she does end up pregnant

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Goodtimes26 7

Yeah she doesn't need to get pregnant the dumb don't need to breed

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mosquito19 14

congratulations , you gonna be a grandmother soon.

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Starrocker200 2

She's 16 and she doesn't know that sex is what gets her pregnant?

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Axel5238 29

Have a talk with your daughter OP, lots of people do not consider possible consequences of sex whether it's children or std's and aren't emotionally ready for how that would potentially change their life.

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skittyskatbrat 19

YDI. Total, utter, complete, abysmal parenting FAIL. At least you aren't a grandparent, but if you don't get her a pregnancy test and find someone competent to explain sex to her, it's not going to last.

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theycallme_ultra 9

At least she won't be pregnant anytime soon

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vanaathiel 13

You deserve it big time, obviously you haven't explained things to her.

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omgznoway 3

Wow. Kids get dumber each generation.

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