By SadMother - 04/10/2014 19:52 - United States - South Windsor

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Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML
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glimmer980 20

I think you need to have the birds and the bees talk before she does end up pregnant

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limabeans101029 20

Are you absolutely sure she wasn't joking around, repeating something she'd heard someone else say, quoting a tv show, etc.? If she was being serious, give her some sex ed., pronto!

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iLostMyName10127 5

Ydi because as her parent you should have thought her about sex and about safe sex so she doesn't believe these stupid things.

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smokecloud_ 37

I've been waiting for this comment... male symbol, username SadMother... so much confusion...

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FaultInMyStars 11

I thought I was the only one who noticed.

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vikky538 28

why is she talking about having pregnant at 16 you should have a serious talk with her

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Luluthus 41

I understood it as the daughter trying NOT to get pregnant. As in "as long as you don't piss on me, we'll be fine." But then again, teenagers do dumb shit all the time.

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ThatAmericanGirl 5

You're her mom? Nobody's fault but yours that she doesn't know.

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thes7274473 19

Why does your gender say male and your name say "Sad Mother"

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g007_fml 5

I'm hoping she heard wrong and her daughter said **** in me. Could sound like piss on me.

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Luluthus 41

That does make more sense, and is closer to the truth.

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rushalm 7

Congratulations! You raised a pussy!

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Luluthus 41

He raised a daughter, so tecnically he raised a person WITH a pussy.

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