By SadMother - 04/10/2014 19:52 - United States - South Windsor

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Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML
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glimmer980 20

I think you need to have the birds and the bees talk before she does end up pregnant

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miianah1 22

Why is your name sadmother but your gender is a guy.

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miianah1 22

It is on the phone app. Idk about the desktop site.

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tiffanyslapp 18

Ydi for not teaching her better.

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bobslawnservice 16

You completely deserve it. It is your fault if you don't educate kids about sex by the time they are teenagers.

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worldclassrager 39

It may seem you have nothing to worry about

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ea247 20

Yeah i heard that too..

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Luluthus 41

It's official. You have failed as a parent.

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Damnlyfsuxks 5

At least you know she's a virgin more than you can say for most 13 year Olds these days

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Eman051 2

She's been watching to much south park.

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teresa96706 29

Hopefully her boyfriend explained to her what actually happens. I mean if he masturbates he should know that its definitely not pee he's shooting out..

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