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By Anonymous - 08/11/2015 06:15 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML

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By Bechara - 13/06/2011 09:11 - Pakistan

Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML

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By Gloria Lovestar - 03/10/2019 20:00

Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML

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By jaci - 24/07/2016 15:27 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML

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By thanksforallyoursupportmomanddad - 10/11/2015 20:46 - United States - Arlington

Today, I overheard my parents talking about my husband. Apparently, they think he's a nice guy and all, but they don't really see him as "husband material." They think I would have been better off with my ex, who doesn't have a job and hurt me both physically and mentally. FML

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By lildale92 - 03/06/2021 10:01 - United States - Elmhurst

Today, I was trying to explain to my mother-in-law how I hated the way my father-in-law talks to me, the tone he uses. She thought I was attacking him and got mad at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2014 14:34 - United Kingdom - Ormskirk

Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2023 16:00

Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML

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By booste - 18/10/2009 04:06 - Canada

Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML

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Monday 9 November 2015 0:17

They seem to be giving you the go-ahead, OP. Using the method of your choice (I'd opt for battle axe), exact your revenge for their slanderous chatter!

julianbozikovic 20

Monday 9 November 2015 0:09

What a bunch of assholes! Sorry OP :/

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Kitty1811 19

Monday 9 November 2015 10:02

Bunch of assholes! :/ Well I hope your husband said something later

pphead 5

Monday 9 November 2015 11:57

LOOOOOOOOOL I'm sorry but that's kind of really funny

INSEKTORADA 10

Monday 9 November 2015 12:51

well there must be a reason :/

DoomedGemini 37

Monday 9 November 2015 18:43

It seems a lot of people can't get over their precious child marrying, or want to control who they marry. So if you count them getting married as a possible reason, I suppose so.

justsayingbeach 15

Monday 9 November 2015 15:08

And in laws like that are the reason you wish it wasn't

megs925 16

Monday 9 November 2015 19:33

I'm not so much surprised at their conversation as much as the fact that they felt comfortable enough discussing it with the possibility of you overhearing it.

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Monday 9 November 2015 21:58

in a way its a tad bit funny, on the other hand i would have said yes i know tell me about it i was thinking the same about you. then i would of did a stare down n walked away with that lil crazy laugh. #buggemout!