By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
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MissSmiley613 0

Ouchieee, sorry. But now you can prove them wrong during those two days!!!

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ambrz 0

take advance of them then! throw a party and bang some girls/ guys or both!!! whatever floats ya boat;)

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lolfmlfail 0

hahahahhahahHahhahahHahah it's prob cuz u are

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EggrollBeans 0

Throw a bad ass party, that'll show them >:)

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lucky4sum 0

U shouldn't have been listening. Then u wouldn't know this n wouldn't b fcked. YDI for being rude.

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craze189 0

simple solution... throw a party and get laid. that'll learn 'em.

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Metalhead11592 0

Damn dude thats seriously harsh i feel bad for you but you know what prove them wrong. Or just relax and enjoy your free time

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razorp 0

smoke weed in every room in the house and throw up in there bed

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