By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 670
You deserved it 3 273

Same thing different taste

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MissSmiley613 0

Ouchieee, sorry. But now you can prove them wrong during those two days!!!

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This is ultimately their own fail. They made you unattractive and unpopular.

if they're you're biological parents, just tell them that looks are inherited. But anyways, that sucks..

kewl92 0

you'll show them. don't forget to invite me.

Ms_Popsergeant 0
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Prove them wrong by throwing a party and getting laid

perdix 29

There's a lot of middle-aged guys out here who are hoping that you'd date our young daughters. You're like a V-card, a Purity Ring and a chastity belt all wrapped up in one ugly package.

LOL as soon as your of age have a wild part as we nerds can have fun too!! DL Revenge of the Nerds series for proof...

Dude harsh. I'd party with you though :)