Love: Today, I overheard the guy I like talking to one of his friends...

By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 23:08 - United States - Denver

Today, I overheard the guy I like talking to one of his friends about me. His friend asked if he and I were dating, to which he replied, "No way, dude. I have standards." FML

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You deserved it 4 880

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By Sheev - 18/10/2019 06:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML

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By frenchpie - 17/05/2009 12:05 - Korea Republic of

Today, the guy I liked came over for dinner with some friends. One of them asked him if we were dating, he became so distraught he started to choke on the food I had made, in his haste to tell them that in no uncertain terms, were we together. FML

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You deserved it 4 175

By UglyApparently - 05/10/2011 16:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML

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You deserved it 3 922

By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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You deserved it 3 363

By Anonymous1221 - 21/11/2016 07:12

Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML

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By Kittykatkrunch - 12/11/2009 05:09 - Australia

Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML

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You deserved it 3 078

By hannahisacooler - 16/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML

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You deserved it 3 875

By LockandKey - 24/02/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML

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You deserved it 28 280

By Single4Life - 05/07/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML

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You deserved it 3 382

By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 368

kglambert24 8

Sunday 21 April 2013 10:10

some people are just shallow.

ophel1a 7

Sunday 21 April 2013 10:12

saves you time otherwise wasted pursuing an asshole. take the good from it!

Comments

AnimeBitch 14

Sunday 21 April 2013 16:21

...And you have better options.

Fmlano 16

Sunday 21 April 2013 17:36

Maybe the guy was talking about OP's personality. She could be a biatch.

aimeecuria 9

Sunday 21 April 2013 17:55

Aw im sure you are beautiful and any guy would be blessed to have you :)

NikkiAmber09 12

Sunday 21 April 2013 18:19

How is he an asshole for not dating her? Maybe he doesn't like her that way. Physical attraction does play a part in wanting to date. And maybe they have different personalities. Geez.

Zomg_Okay 26

Sunday 21 April 2013 19:15

It's not the fact that he doesn't want to date her, that's fine. It's the fact that he was such a dick about it.

davincidasecond 24

Monday 22 April 2013 9:18

He was talking to a friend, who asked him how he felt about op. How does that make him a dick? She was the one who eavesdropped

Zomg_Okay 26

Tuesday 23 April 2013 1:03

75 - Fair point, misread the FML.

SynysterNero 20

Sunday 21 April 2013 18:34

Just because a guy isn't in to you doesn't mean it's FML worthy. Imagine if every time I was rejected (or anyone else for that matter) had been rejected and put it on FML that would take up a large number of these post.