By Sharkie49 - 26/03/2012 22:33 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I paid top dollar for an Italian soda that ended up consisting almost entirely of ice. When I complained, the girl insisted that the soda water stopped the ice from melting. She said she didn't see what the problem was, and threatened to have me thrown out if I didn't "simmer down." FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 658
You deserved it 5 329

Same thing different taste

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siriusly96 8
asoptavlo14 6

^^ Which he's never had before... Don't try and be a smartass.

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Haha, she actually said "simmer down"? I would have laughed my ass off at that and just chalked it up to a loss.

YDI for paying top dollar for a fizzy drink. Dumb ass.

Next time say "I'm gonna rip your ovaries out so you can not contaminate the rest of the world!" if it's a guy "I'm gonna rip your balls off so you can not contaminate the rest of the world!". If its a hermaphrodite it can work either way.

MrGroovy28 7

YDI for drinking 'Italian' fizzy soda. This is America -- we have plenty of sugar-filled beverages that you don't need to pay more than a dollar for. That's what happens when you try to be elite.

Hey, no one insults you for spending your money for yourself, so why do you have to insult OP for how he spends his money? Should we start insulting the poor for how they spend their money?

lol reminds me of cheri o'teri on SNL. LADY YA NEED YA SIMMA DOWN!

bubo_fml 10

Get even by being calm & ordering a horrendous amount of food...After making sure this girl gets your order in, leave the place...

rachrocks101 0

America is in tough times!! Hey, don't complain about a little free ice.

Gondile 4

Well shit Sharkie, simmer down!