By ragass_mctree - 29/09/2010 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I passed out at a party after having a few too many, as one does. I woke up with swastikas and penises drawn on my face with permanent marker. I now have to go home, using public transport, to my prudish, Jewish dad who thought I was at my friend's house for a sleepover with no alcohol. FML
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ragass_mctree 3

dude im young, sensible and i hardly ever drink. it was my best friend's birthday party and she's leaving the country in a couple of weeks. i couldnt stand the pain of dealing with her not being here anymore so, and i agree it was stupid, drank on an empty stomach but accidentaly drank too much. dont lecture me if u dont know shit about what the situation was please

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mrahhhhh 21

If your dad asks why you have penises (peni?) on your face along with swastikas, say that you're making a "Nazis are giant dicks" statement? I dunno I guess you're screwed.

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Elfyy 0

I once wrote a paper on Hitler. I got a zero.

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

I once had a goldfish. It died.

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Shookitup 0

My cat pooped, It smelled.

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Zebidee 8

Did HE manage to wash it off before going home, or didn't they have Sharpies back in the day?

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spanelli 16

I once did a speech on Valkyrie. I got a 100. :)

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randomgirl92 4

use alcohol to remove it

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dougierocks 13

Time for new friends..

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Jimboom 11

Lol. Well, that does suck, but it is fairly standard practice to pull this sort of shit to people who pass out early at a party. The trick is knowing your limit and not having one to many. YDI for lying to your father and underage drinking.

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fyourlife1990 0

stole my name and another dudes pic what a douche

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OwNowBrownCow 0

Might as well tell him you're gay while you're at it.

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proflover 0

just wash yourself off, you dumbass

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