By ragass_mctree - 29/09/2010 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I passed out at a party after having a few too many, as one does. I woke up with swastikas and penises drawn on my face with permanent marker. I now have to go home, using public transport, to my prudish, Jewish dad who thought I was at my friend's house for a sleepover with no alcohol. FML
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ragass_mctree 3

dude im young, sensible and i hardly ever drink. it was my best friend's birthday party and she's leaving the country in a couple of weeks. i couldnt stand the pain of dealing with her not being here anymore so, and i agree it was stupid, drank on an empty stomach but accidentaly drank too much. dont lecture me if u dont know shit about what the situation was please

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mrahhhhh 21

If your dad asks why you have penises (peni?) on your face along with swastikas, say that you're making a "Nazis are giant dicks" statement? I dunno I guess you're screwed.

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Robinsonswagger 0

--10 win!! cmon ppl dont act like u have never drank underage before or passed out from drinkin, dont sit and try and point the finger for something u have prob done also, u guys ever heard of college yeah pretty sure most of u have gotten wasted there too sooo calm down. he isnt the only kid in america that has had this happen!

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your_face 15

For some of us, it's not acting. Contrary to popular belief, it IS possible to refrain from drinking until you're of age. I'm 20, and except for when I was in Italy this summer, I've only ever had a sip of alcohol here and there - some wine at my cousin's wedding, champagne at my brother's, some of my mom's beer once when I thought it was juice. And even in Italy, when I did go out drinking, I never did pass out. Have you ever heard of moderation? Also, he's not American. Learn to read.

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spartan_girl 0

I only ever drank a few times before I turned 21, and never more than one drink...I'm not going to judge people that drink "underage" (although OP is in the UK, so "underage" has a different meaning), as long as they are responsible. But I have NEVER even come close to passing out while drinking. Once I start to feel a little buzzed, I stop. Never been dizzy, incapable of walking, about to pass out, etc. (If I'm driving, I stick to one drink) Aside from the fact that I don't know why you'd want to make yourself miserable the next day, I take responsibility for my actions, and I don't want to put myself into a situation where I'm not thinking clearly and I do something really stupid. I will click YDI for anyone that drinks to the point of not knowing what's going on/passing out/etc. because (s)he is putting himself in a situation where he might injure or kill someone, or ruin someone's property. Taking responsibility for your actions means being aware of your actions at all times...

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Norwegian_Wood 4

Agreed with 76 and 88. I've never once drank enough to pass out, ever. In fact, I've really only had probably the equivalent of two drinks, ever. I don't have too much interest in alcohol, thanks to some bad experiences I've had, through other people. So don't go making generalizations and acting like the rest of us don't have any self control, because there's still those of us out there who do.

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endurancefan212 21

I know your comment was made 3 years ago, but I've never drank underage, and don't plan on drinking when I do come of age. Contrary to popular belief, there are people out there who do exercise a little thing we have called SELF CONTROL!

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perdix 29

The bad news is that your dad is going to hate the swastikas. The good news is that your mom is going to love the penises.

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izzybelle93 0

Okay for all those people saying that he deserves it because hes under age you guys are idoits & ******* losers.

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elirod19 1

all you needed was nail polish removal and all of the marker would have been removed...

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ajj_fml 0

shit happens. so you got drunk, got drawn on... big deal. however if you actually go home, then ydi - there are ways to get the permanent marker out and i'd NEVER come home looking like that... i'd go buy whatever i thought could get it out and then clean myself up in a mcdonalds washroom or whatever.

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