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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 15:01 - United States

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Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML
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dcg_957 0

Try explaining that story over thanksgiving dinner

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Your parents must be so proud.

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writergirl23 19

When I read the first two parts I was like, "Yuck!!" and almost didn't read the third part lol ...

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th3lawmak3r76 4

did you pick her up for a conjugal visit?

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mms12x 0

At 1st im like yOURE SLEEPING WITH YOUR SISTER then im like oh from jail

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SpicyDuck 22

Why? Her life is ******, it's also pretty humorous to those outside the family and it's not like FML tells the world who posted it..were you the sister?

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TylerDirty 15

It was nice of you to pick her up from jail anyway.

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Elfkid21 19

holy hell!... this is kinda creepy, your sister might be my stepsister.. Freaky.

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