Miscellaneous: Today, I pissed my younger brother off. Seemingly unrelated to...

By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 21:42 - Canada

Today, I pissed my younger brother off. Seemingly unrelated to this was the fact that I left my laptop on in my room along with MSN signed into my email adress. Now, all my contacts know that I apparently "just love the warm feeling of semen sliding down my throat". FML

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By holy - 21/10/2009 21:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML

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By imsorrytimmy - 02/04/2009 15:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on MSN with my friend and my 9 year old brother. My friend asked me for some advice about how to give a guy a good blowjob. I went into great detail, and then realised that I had typed it to the wrong window. I gave my little brother tips on how to perform fellatio. FML

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By cole66 - 29/11/2015 18:43 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I realized that the "toothpaste" that I'm always cleaning out with my hands from the sink drain is actually my little brother's semen. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 16:59 - United States - Harker Heights

Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 13:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2018 18:30 - United States - Papillion

Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 12:43 - Canada - Bedford

Today, I entered the bathroom to discover that my brother had left semen and filthy water all over the floor and counter. I confronted him and demanded that he clean it up. My parents heard, sighed, and sent me back into the bathroom to clean it up myself. The towel was soaked too. FML

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By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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By Jake - 01/07/2009 12:28 - Australia

Today, I logged on to MSN for the first time in a month. In under 10 minutes, I found out that my little sister had changed my screen name to Jake the Weiner, told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love for my best friend. FML

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caled123 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 1:58

who cares? its not hard to say 'that was my brother' and noone will take it seriously...

FMY_FYL 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 1:59

Your secret's out.

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mikitiki123 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 4:30

damnn fyl

I_am_stupid_also 6

Wednesday 6 May 2009 4:29

make Fn-F3 a ritual of when you leave your pc unattended. Unless you really do want your friends to know you enjoy warm semen.

SergioFML 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 4:37

Wow that sounds like http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=stjkk0v2ss888of0nu3qcte5xqmh3

idunnolawl 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 4:50

lol that reminds me of this convo http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=uqkmyek6zwqt0g66syhyv8gjdpogeb

floppydinosaur 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 4:31

HAHAHAHAHAHA

nickgaud19 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 4:43

i tink this has happened to everyone

nickgaud19 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 4:43

i tink this has happened to everyone

thegoodlifeNOT 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 4:44

hahaha agree with #1...TOTALLY

cthulhu1138 1

Wednesday 6 May 2009 4:52

Your brother deserves a medal. You need to learn to be more careful.

notsodelighted 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 4:49

ahahah #20, with a name like juggs_bunny, I'd have a hard time not believing that don't like the warm sensation of semen in your throat :)

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