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By fuglymug - 08/01/2016 21:48 - United States - Appleton

Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML

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By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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By ajodasdojsad - 21/03/2015 15:12 - United Kingdom - Ewell

Today, I was playing charades with my boyfriend and family. The answer was "Beckoning" so I acted it out with a "come here" gesture. He looked confused for a second, then blurted out "Fingering?" FML

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By kyyle - 11/01/2014 04:02 - United States - Chicago

Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was "head", so I pointed to my face. Nobody on my team got it. But they did guess, "Ugly?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2015 11:04 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML

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By I hate games - 18/08/2015 20:17 - United States - Belton

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML

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Scary monsters

By Poultry - 29/08/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I was playing a game of charades with my in-laws. I had to get them to guess the movie "Chicken Run," so I started flapping my arms, clucking loudly, and running around. I was really getting into it when I noticed everyone looking horrified. Turns out, my mother-in-law is terrified of chicken, and I just about triggered her a panic attack. FML

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By joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

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Big whoops

By Anonymous - 11/11/2013 15:55 - United States

Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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Bingo!

By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, we had bingo. Three rounds into it a group behind me started to yell, "BINGO, BINGO!" I looked around and saw no one was coming to verify that they had a bingo, so I turned around and said "Stand up." The girl was a dwarf, and she was standing up. FML

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wheresthesafety 31

Saturday 9 January 2016 14:41

Jokes on her because the beast turns out to be handsome as ****

tiger820 20

Saturday 9 January 2016 14:42

and what's wrong with that? if your ugly and got a hot chick it means you really did something right or got a lot of money.... either way it's a win to me.

Comments

Pixelatedpotato 28

Sunday 10 January 2016 22:18

She needs a better self image.

CogadhTallon 16

Monday 11 January 2016 8:31

What I want to know is... Charades? If they were all wearing matching sweaters, gtfo man.

Beastninja5268 15

Monday 11 January 2016 15:26

That's not necessarily a bad thing. They might not be referring to your looks.

middlenamefrank 8

Monday 11 January 2016 16:56

So you're a beast with a beautiful girlfriend. Life's pretty grand, ain't it?

jitz_sandhu 1

Monday 11 January 2016 17:14

Totaly like me and the love of my life...

GhostFox 33

Wednesday 13 January 2016 2:28

My first thought was that OP was just a tall, broad bloke with a lot of body hair, which doesn't really sound unattractive necessarily. Heck, if OP's girlfriend is into those traits, him being a "beast" could be a fantasy fulfillment for her.

factoryslavejg 4

Wednesday 13 January 2016 3:58

I'd shove it in her ass and then tell that **** to **** off

BillyMaize21 9

Wednesday 16 November 2016 23:25

Savage..

Dreamer5393 21

Sunday 25 June 2017 2:27

I did something similar with my boyfriend although instead of acting anything all we did was walk to the "stage" and immediately my family guessed it before we even turned around.