By fuglymug - 08/01/2016 21:48 - United States - Appleton

Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML
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wheresthesafety 31

Jokes on her because the beast turns out to be handsome as ****

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tiger820 20

and what's wrong with that? if your ugly and got a hot chick it means you really did something right or got a lot of money.... either way it's a win to me.

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Lalala579121 27

Just think of it as you being such a beast that you're "the" beast.

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Bibblejomin 18

That's when you activate Beast Mode later that night and stick it in her ass.

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slavka012 11

Ydi for not having a sense of humour :)

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NomeDMF 17

***** wrong with being a Beast?

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lunax_fml 14

so you have a super hot gf thats way out of your league? ...poor you?

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Epickitty58 29

She probably should've pointed to you first, OP. The way she did it, it sounds like it was Beast and the Beauty.

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TaoShaman 24

So sorry that your girlfriend is so cruel. And apparently her family is okay with that. That's a super messed up thing to say. Anyone can care about how they look, and pretty much nobody wants to be called a beast. Especially by someone they thought cared about them.

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andrmac 25

You should have pulled that Jack Nickelson joker line of "If anyone else call you beast I'll rip their lungs out."

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