Miscellaneous: Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover."...

By Anonymous - 17/05/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

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By _Emilyy - 12/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

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By oh - 06/12/2013 21:20 - Denmark - Viborg

Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML

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By sweetnan - 28/08/2013 01:29 - Chile - Santiago

Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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By chunderful202 - 24/12/2012 08:46 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

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By unacceptable - 04/06/2012 15:02 - Australia

Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML

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By lonely - 01/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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Nearly there

By Pete - 09/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I was on a video call with my grandmother, trying to teach her how to use Facebook. I patiently explained the difference between posting a status and sending a private message. Five minutes later, I saw her new status: “I love you, honey. Thanks for being so patient with me. By the way, I still don’t understand this shit.” FML

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Facebook's cesspit

By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 22:52 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I mentioned on Facebook that I'll be out of town over the weekend, because I am attending my grandmother's funeral. I soon got comments saying "Pics or it didn't happen" and "Killed her for the inheritance, eh?" followed by a solitary "LOLLL". FML

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Glassmaster 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 22:40

You're cool. Posting fake Facebook starters always makes you cooler.

pandabearsmiles 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 22:50

You're cool. Posting pictures of yourself with big headphones and not smiling always means you're cool.

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NextPornStar 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 22:43

Your grandma slightly owned you.

CateXOX 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 23:08

I agree. I think this is "Old People Winning On Facebook" day on FML.

iReadFmlsFml 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 0:00

No, his/her grandma completely owned him/her. Way to go granny ;)

FMLandurstoo 9

Tuesday 17 May 2011 22:43

You're a loser AND a liar.

Mitcha857 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 4:42

not to mention a dumbass too lol

oliveindamiddle 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 22:43

Yeaa let's go GMA!!!!

tencalories 3

Tuesday 17 May 2011 22:43

haha that's what you get for trying to look cool dude who gives a shit what a bunch of douches think

fromthesuck 8

Tuesday 17 May 2011 23:03

what's that saying again? something like "you don't have to lie to kick it". it's been awhile since I've heard this word used. But you are a poser.

ILoveTabz 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 22:45

Oh, Grandma... ;)

Shayandhearts 2

Tuesday 17 May 2011 22:46

Fail. OP's Grandma made em' look lame :D. Ahhh, now that's some serious family love going on there xD

10_4Franky 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 0:01

Read the first post that came up on your shaytart blog, really liked it. Good writing skills.

lilyisfly 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 4:05

what does OP mean?

Shayandhearts 2

Wednesday 18 May 2011 4:21

thank you :)

somewizdom 15

Tuesday 17 May 2011 22:46

I bet your grandmother gets a lot of pokes on facebook

Yuuki_mei 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 22:47

this is why you shouldnt have relatives on your fb!

angelpies 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 23:17

Or maybe OP shouldn't pretend like it has a life when clearly it doesn't. I hate people who post that stupid shit no one cares about JUST to look cool. It just so happens that when I see prepubescent girls writing things like that on facebook, I immediately think of little try hard skanks.