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By Frozen Food Fan - 11/08/2015 14:29 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I posted on Facebook about a cooking mishap I had. My fiancé and ex then spent the next hour trading stories of my other kitchen disasters in the comments. FML

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By burned - 24/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

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Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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Speak for yourself

By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was at a fancy family dinner. The dish I'd made was served, and as we ate, I told my aunt that I was a total failure as a cook, explaining everything wrong about my dish, in painful detail. Apparently we'd both made the same dish. That one wasn't mine. FML

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By Damnsoup - 03/07/2009 00:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML

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Meandering

By Kate & Nate - 29/11/2023 14:00 - United States

Today, I tried a new recipe for dinner. However, the recipe was written by someone with a penchant for overly dramatic storytelling. I spent the entire evening deciphering the narrative while desperately trying to salvage a dish that ultimately tasted like disappointment. FML

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By Zoey - 09/02/2012 15:17 - Canada

Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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Cook out

By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 12:30

Today, to impress my date with dinner, I spent hours prepping and cooking. Just as I was about to serve her, I realized I'd left the stove on and my kitchen was on fire. As the fire trucks arrived and my date looked on in horror, I couldn't help but think, "My cooking is so hot it literally set the house on fire." FML

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Two-stroke

By sushichick - 15/04/2020 12:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML

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Cooked

By Un1ucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML

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UndeadFML 22

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:40

Sounds like you were roasted.

Morning_fml 22

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:42

Well, at least they're on good terms unlike most relationships involving exes lol.

Comments

shitstorm28 11

Wednesday 12 August 2015 4:51

if I were you, I'd consider two options. 1. tell him cooking is his job now, since he thinks he can do better, or 2. consider taking cooking classes

Drosophila82 18

Wednesday 12 August 2015 5:52

That's real support

mbock 15

Wednesday 12 August 2015 6:03

sounds like a bromance building!!!!

CaptainBlack 18

Wednesday 12 August 2015 7:00

gonna go out on a limb here and say that the hour of stories might be an indication that you deserved it. FYL anyway though, sounds like quite the blow to the ego

bangbang99 13

Wednesday 12 August 2015 7:01

missmum2010 17

Wednesday 12 August 2015 7:04

I ❤️ your name :)

EsotericAura 25

Wednesday 12 August 2015 11:23

YDI for keeping your ex on Facebook.

leogachi 15

Wednesday 12 August 2015 23:59

@35 She deserves it because you expect her to make the same choices you would? I know a lot of people who are still friends with their exes. Not everyone has to cut people out of their lives after a breakup.

RealSuperSand 21

Wednesday 12 August 2015 15:15

Sorry OP but this one had me laughing. When you're fiance and your ex trade stores about you and are both entertained snd friendly, there probably pretty accurate about some stuff.