Love: Today, I poured my heart out to my now ex-girlfriend over the...

By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 16:13 - Lithuania - Vilnius

Today, I poured my heart out to my now ex-girlfriend over the recent passing away of my grandmother. Her eyes glazed over multiple times, and when I said that I don't know how to cope with everything, her advice was simply, "Shotgun. Mouth. Blam." FML

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By SadPuppy - 22/05/2013 07:14 - United States

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

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By perfectmoment - 30/11/2009 00:47 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 06:47 - United States - Upper Marlboro

Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral, I was told to "man up". FML

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Aaand blocked.

By wtf fml - 20/03/2018 17:30 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I was mourning the recent loss of a close family member. My ex's idea of comforting me was to ask if he could come over so I could “give him some bomb ass head” to take my mind off things. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2013 16:20 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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By good job bf - 11/01/2013 04:06 - United States - Southampton

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

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Sorry…

By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML

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Sorry?

By ExFutureGrandsonInLaw - 10/06/2018 19:00

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend's grandparents at church. After 5 minutes of catching up, my ex's frail grandmother asked me when I'm planning on "joining the family". I had to explain to them that their granddaughter had dumped me exactly 2 years before. She cried. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2012 17:50 - Netherlands - Lelystad

Today, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML

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Kozmotis 8

Sunday 7 July 2013 1:15

At least you had the brains to dump her. You deserve better than that horrible woman. Sorry for the loss of your grandmother. :(

SasaCeceGogo 18

Sunday 7 July 2013 1:15

You should say Hand. Door. Out. I'm really sorry OP, she is insensitive. You deserve better. You dodged a grenade!

Comments

TwinkleToes7 15

Sunday 7 July 2013 4:15

Well definitely don't take her advice, she is stupid.

ozan4676 8

Sunday 7 July 2013 4:29

Ouch, what a evil bitch, she's one human I'd eat the **** out of!

kayteakay 26

Sunday 7 July 2013 4:45

What a ****. I'm sorry OP, you deserve better than that.

PonyTails13 3

Sunday 7 July 2013 4:52

at least you were smart enough to dump her

EmsyyyRose13 24

Sunday 7 July 2013 4:56

She's a bitch. No one should ever tell someone to kill themselves. I'm so sorry for your loss, OP. Be glad you dumped her.

cougar41 8

Sunday 7 July 2013 5:01

At least she's your ex she's a heartless ****

brinnablaine 22

Sunday 7 July 2013 5:12

That sucks OP. But at least now you know how heartless she really is and can find someone who will actually care about you. Sorry for your loss, but don't give up. The grief will ease and you'll have good days again.

dontgivafuk 9

Sunday 7 July 2013 6:04

pink hair is stupid.

buckdharma 37

Sunday 7 July 2013 5:17

When I read the word "glazed" it makes me think about donuts. When I think about donuts, it's a dozen or two. When I think "dozen" it makes me think about "dirty.'' When I think about dirty, i think about Ho Hos. Sorry op.

dontgivafuk 9

Sunday 7 July 2013 6:03

maybe op is one of those needy people who have a problem with everything. you know, one if those people who everyone is afraid to ask "how are you?" because they know it will just be a long barrage of sad boring stories about how terrible life is. I hate negative people.