By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 16:13 - Lithuania - Vilnius

Today, I poured my heart out to my now ex-girlfriend over the recent passing away of my grandmother. Her eyes glazed over multiple times, and when I said that I don't know how to cope with everything, her advice was simply, "Shotgun. Mouth. Blam." FML
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Kozmotis 8

At least you had the brains to dump her. You deserve better than that horrible woman. Sorry for the loss of your grandmother. :(

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SasaCeceGogo 18

You should say Hand. Door. Out. I'm really sorry OP, she is insensitive. You deserve better. You dodged a grenade!

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Astronaut01 11

Aww I would just ignore her if I were you, she obviously is just mad at you for dumping her bitch ass.

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MidnaLink 33

Bitch, bitch-and-a-half, or double bitch?

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mgrace88 8

I'm sorry about the death of your grandmother. :/ My grandfather passed away 6 months ago and it's hard but things just take time. Hang in there.

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inSayne 7

At least she didnt say 'the promise i made her on her death bed never meant shit to me, and i hope she rots in hell' like my cheating ***** of an ex did :)

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msbeans07 2

That's when you stop looking for attention from stupid b* like that and actually tell someone who cares.

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kacironi 13

I hope the ex part was your decision, that insensitive bitch needs to go away

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kidsgotastinky 11

What a ******* ****

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Narutosuns2fan 12

What a bitch, be glad she's now your ex.

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asherm 15

Glad you said "now ex-GF"!! Very sorry for your loss OP, and someone who truly loves you would hurt for you seeing you hurting. What kind of person says something like that?! She'll have a great career in grief counseling or suicide hotline, I'm sure.

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