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By Anonymous - 02/08/2010 01:59 - United States

Today, I pretended to go for a run to impress someone on AIM. FML
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lovex3vee 0

instead of posting this fml, you should've actually gone on a run. sounds like you could use it if posting it on aim will impress people

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5t3ff1k4h 44

...How exactly does this impress someone on AIM? I highly doubt they'd care. YDI for using AIM, anyway.

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FFML_314 11

Well now you can't come on FML and tell all the hotties about how "active" you are. Good job OP! You should have stayed hidden behind your computer, with all your dirty little secrets. You would have had us all fooled. O_o

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debbiess 0

AIM is to chat, like yahoo IM or skype

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FFML_314 11

AOL instant messenger.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

don't listen to those two liars. AIM = Anal Insertion Magnets. It's this New New-Age device for increasing your recatl/colonic health. Their users tout their efficacy, but admit to one downside: if they get to close to a man who takes both Viagra/Cialis and supplements his iron intake....

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FFML_314 11

****! I was going to correct you! Damn you and your speedy fingers.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

You are the first female to curse my speedy fingers.

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FFML_314 11

Certainly won't be the last. ;]

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debbiess 0

it's funny because "you are pretending to go for a run to impress somebody on AIM" YDI for being a fat lazy ass!!!

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nentenkupo 16

Wherein the female does it say he's fat. I wanna know.

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chicknugget5 4

then go run fat ass. it's people like you that make creepers like lady gaga cuz ur fat.

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chevyygirl 0

hahah woww thats really sad you have to lie about that

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janelly16 7

if that's the only way you think you can impress someone then you are a failure

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ohthebloodygore 16

31- A lot of guys seem to wanna see the picture but you do have a point. I'm dating a girl myself but cover up please, it's too much whether it be a gay or straight couple.

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