Miscellaneous: Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so...

By marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

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You deserved it 70 838

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By WhatALoserAmI - 27/06/2016 16:08 - India - Bhopal

Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 731

You deserved it 874

By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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You deserved it 2 576

Cunning

By Single Again - 07/03/2020 06:11

Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 316

You deserved it 162

By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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You deserved it 3 187

Whoops

By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 02:38 - United States - Glen Ellyn

Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML

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You deserved it 1 344

The betrayal

By jealous of my friend - 14/06/2022 02:00

Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 326

You deserved it 117

By Angela - 27/02/2011 01:56 - United States

Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying, "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 267

You deserved it 3 517

By Jake - 25/07/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 690

I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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You deserved it 116

Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 112

You deserved it 3 352

manw 3

Sunday 15 May 2011 16:11

wow. poor squirrel

vanillatwilight6 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 16:11

why didn't you just tell her the truth?

Comments

salsalover_12 5

Sunday 15 May 2011 21:54

......busted Why couldn't you just be honest and say "i'm sorry hon i have already scheduled to hang out with my boyfriend for the weekend but would it be possible if we scheduled some other time to hang out?"

adaliapeace 3

Sunday 15 May 2011 22:23

YDI for being a lying bitch.

redtigerlily 5

Sunday 15 May 2011 22:24

Let's see who you go running to when you break up with your fancy man. She will remember this for a long time.

SoSolidSingh 2

Sunday 15 May 2011 22:41

haha I did a similar thing the other day but instead my friend pulled up beside me at traffic lights

shortie916 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 23:01

Bros before hoes!!!!!!

ArayArsenal 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 23:39

threesome? ;)

JesterMarcus 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 23:52

You're a moron for lying about something so stupid.

dubsweets 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 23:56

isten I am gonna take a rain check on tonight cuz I wanna hang out with my boyfriend. no problem.

Augustanna 5

Monday 16 May 2011 0:01

Bitch have the decency to tell your the truth!! I had a friend who did this all the time!! Sometimes she'd forget to cancel & me & our other friend would be stuck at her house pretending we didn't hear her & her boyfriend screwing in the next room!!