Work: Today, I procrastinated on doing my on-line training for my new...

By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 09:40 - Canada

Today, I procrastinated on doing my on-line training for my new job. Thinking it would only take a few hours to complete, I started it in the early evening. It is now almost 4 am, and I start my new job in 3 hours. There is still about another hour and a half on on-line training left. FML

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Today, I finally finished our two hour long yearly compliance training at work. Not five minutes later, I receive an email from our compliance department, notifying me of a complaint against me. FML

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Monday 13 September 2010 16:07

Soooo you are wastng more time on FML?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 13 September 2010 16:07

OP, think about it this way. It's 4am, you start work at 7am. You'll be done the training at approximately 530am. That still gives you an hour to get ready and a half hour for you to get there. Perfect timing!

Comments

Jhonny_C123 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 0:05

Ill take the risk and ask, where you a IB diploma candidate? or just an lazy ass xD?

Jhonny_C123 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 0:11

probably were like 3 hours per day for one week or things like that, think about it

sallen0046 4

Tuesday 14 September 2010 0:19

You've procrastinated so you have to sit up all night doing something you should have already had done. Now, instead of completing your training, you're procrastinating again by posting here. You're really bad at learning lessons, aren't you?

chocolatejuggalo 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 2:18

then get off fml and do it!

Dukeje 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 3:07

Good for you for admitting you are a procrastinator...that's the first step to...oh, look, Weeds is on!

cloudyconverse 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 6:21

sounds like something I would do. fail

PSyesinthatway 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 10:54

What kind of stupid dick goes on this website and "stops reading at procrastinated" or some bs like that? So what exactly are you on this site for if not read about stupid stories like this. You've somehow managed to make one of the least valuable websites on the internet less valuable by doing this.