Work: Today, I procrastinated on doing my on-line training for my new...

By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 09:40 - Canada

Today, I procrastinated on doing my on-line training for my new job. Thinking it would only take a few hours to complete, I started it in the early evening. It is now almost 4 am, and I start my new job in 3 hours. There is still about another hour and a half on on-line training left. FML

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Today, I finally finished our two hour long yearly compliance training at work. Not five minutes later, I receive an email from our compliance department, notifying me of a complaint against me. FML

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mc4_fml 0

Monday 13 September 2010 16:07

Soooo you are wastng more time on FML?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 13 September 2010 16:07

OP, think about it this way. It's 4am, you start work at 7am. You'll be done the training at approximately 530am. That still gives you an hour to get ready and a half hour for you to get there. Perfect timing!

Comments

Jimboom 11

Monday 13 September 2010 17:05

Procrastination.. not only the thief of time but when it ***** you it never uses lube!

darko212 0

Monday 13 September 2010 17:11

That's what you get when you THINK you know it all. Welcome to the real world of hard work, YDI.

triggerit 5

Monday 13 September 2010 17:12

let it be your worst experience...

HeretoBlame 3

Monday 13 September 2010 17:34

yep just learn from this experience, you cant always win when you are being lazy.

DocBastard 38

Monday 13 September 2010 17:44

Remember, when you procrastinate you make a pro of crast and Nate. Wait, no...

moncheri1314 0

Monday 13 September 2010 19:30

LOL 37

mattmalin11 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 2:25

Ass of u and me for assume? Either way your comment wins

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 13 September 2010 17:52

I'd like to say F your life, OP, but honestly this is your fault. You procrastinated, thus you have to face the consequences. Have fun at work! ;)

ILoveJace01 0

Monday 13 September 2010 17:52

Even though it's your fault for procrastinating, I understand what you're feeling. I procrastinate all the time. Goodluck!

like_its_ya_bday 0

Monday 13 September 2010 17:54

um I don't see the fml..

like_its_ya_bday 0

Monday 13 September 2010 21:52

so the person is stupid and doesn't do what they need to so it's an fml? I haven't seen a good fml in a while just a bunch of cry babies and yes wtf?

GhostPhoenix 5

Sunday 19 September 2010 21:30

Are you retarded?

sweetTnt_fml 0

Monday 13 September 2010 18:17

U ova SCUPID!!

misfitSuperStar 0

Monday 13 September 2010 18:19

The only possible positive is you'll remember the training because you just finished it. Or you'll fall asleep within the first hour and end your day at the unemployment office.