Love: Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years....

By JackOLantern - 13/07/2009 20:16 - Satellite Provider

Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 05:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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By -bird-poop- - 10/10/2009 12:52 - Germany

Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2017 23:15

Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML

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By LukeSkywalker - 23/12/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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By cathugger - 16/08/2019 16:00

Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML

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Dream proposal

By groomfail - 02/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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netfreak 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:37

I'm confused. Were you two at least going out?

fractal47 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:38

Were you two dating at all? Or did you just decide to propose out of nowhere with no prior relationship history?

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badluckwind 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 18:17

e-mail me, I want to meet you. [email protected]

fuckitfuckitfuck 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 19:27

-number 48 is my hero- **I like to think of it as You Dumb Idiot**

eleanor_rigby 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 20:06

That sucks, but why would you propose to a girl that you weren't even seeing? And apparently hardly knew each other?

sondramcfail 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 20:09

If she's not your girlfriend, why the hell would you propose to her?

tutupr 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 21:45

where u guys even dating??? bc by her facebook comment it kinda seems like u were not!! in that case ur a major creepo

iamatacomuff 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 23:29

ydi for proposing to a girl you've never dated :P

sickinlove13 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 0:38

FML because of her response. However, YDI if you two weren't even dating.

fml_is_so_funny 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 2:41

This idiot is the fakest piece of crap I've ever heard. Did she say yes? You're a dumbass you idiot you are a disgrace to humanity for posting something this stupid on fml what movie did you see this in? If you really had proposed to this girl, you would have stated whether or not she said yes and THEN u would have said something about what she posted later on that day on facebook. I hope you go through life with only your right hand, a jar of peanut butter, and your dog as your best friends.