Love: Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in public. She happily said...

By Anonymous - 26/04/2013 09:17

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheered for us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement died down, she leaned over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't disappoint the crowd." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 20:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML

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By engaged - 29/03/2009 14:03 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in the food court at the mall. When she said "yes", the entire food court broke out in applause, and my girlfriend and I were escorted out of the mall for "starting a riot". I never knew clapping was a crime. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By Badam - 30/03/2013 01:29 - France - Geaune

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML

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I guess that's a "NO!" then?

By Anonymous - 01/09/2024 16:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I thought it would be romantic to propose to my girlfriend during halftime at a local football game. I arranged everything with the stadium staff. When the moment came, I got down on one knee, only for her to hiss, "Are you serious? Right here?" She ran off, leaving me kneeling in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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By gtrs750 - 09/08/2009 13:48 - Canada

Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML

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Will youuuuuuu ?

By Ido - 26/08/2010 20:06 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML

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Friday 26 April 2013 15:59

I feel for you OP, but at least she had the courtesy to not humiliate you in front of dozens of people.

Wizardo 33

Friday 26 April 2013 15:58

Seems like she's busy pleasing everyone else but you, that's brutal man.

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Megan639 16

Saturday 27 April 2013 3:34

That was really nice of her. Think about it, in a situation where you have a public proposal and the girl isn't interested, that's the best way it could of gone.

Shorty777 4

Saturday 27 April 2013 3:51

The embarrassment of her saying no in front of other people would have been worse. Guys need to stop proposing in public.

carminecris89 13

Saturday 27 April 2013 4:44

Honestly, proposing in front of everyone and putting her on the spot is manipulative. What she did wasn't anymore wrong then what you did.

dr_snow_bear 29

Saturday 27 April 2013 5:35

Ok one else watched Are You Being Served. I'll go into the shame corner now.....

183933 6

Saturday 27 April 2013 8:12

Tell her she won the best actress award, hand her the bill and Wally away into the sunset... Lol

davincidasecond 24

Saturday 27 April 2013 9:21

FYL because your hopes got shattered. That's not something that anyone would take well. But at the same time, YDI for putting her on the spot like that. If you want to propose, do it privately, not in front of a crowd. At the very least, get an idea of how one would feel about marriage before you think of proposing in a public setting.

alycion 38

Saturday 27 April 2013 12:01

If a girl is ready to be proposed to and wants it to be public, she will drop enough of hints so you know that it is what she wants. Otherwise, it is beyond cruel to stick someone on the spot that way.