Love: Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was...

By fuckface? I wish - 30/11/2013 20:29 - Australia - Diamond Beach

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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By jfranklin - 18/10/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML

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Yes or No?

By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML

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Take it seriously!

By very punny - 03/09/2014 03:18 - United States - Odenton

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 18:50 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML

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Delayed proposal

By Anonymous - 18/07/2020 23:02

Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I bought and assumed it was a late birthday present. She’s now wearing it on her right hand like a signet ring and she somehow hasn’t figured out it’s a diamond and not a Swarovski. I'm now waiting for her to figure it out before I pop the question. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 15:14 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on my left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited for me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML

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ApollosMyth 22

Sunday 1 December 2013 2:20

I'd be taking my ring back.

Blink_me26 21

Sunday 1 December 2013 2:20

Well she sounds like an ungrateful bitch.

Comments

Sitting_Ducki 8

Sunday 1 December 2013 4:27

Best revenge? Claim you never gave her a ring and she's begging you to marry her. It'll look like she's desperate all it'll cost is the price of the ring. I think it'd be worth it

Willibobs 33

Sunday 1 December 2013 6:56

I love this idea :)

AssassinGirl089 5

Sunday 1 December 2013 4:28

That's just awful and I would consider leaving her. It's not about the ring, but the meaning behind it.

ImaginaryPerson 21

Sunday 1 December 2013 4:29

Dump her/Leave her! If she can't be happy or grateful the marriage is gonna fall into crap!

chrishemp 6

Sunday 1 December 2013 4:29

If that's how she acts do you really want to marry her?

platypus546 24

Sunday 1 December 2013 4:30

I ain't saying she a gold digger... but that pick axe and miners lamp say otherwise....

2_Fn_funny 6

Sunday 1 December 2013 4:34

I would be starting my new life. ... without her for sure. .

mhonski_fml 6

Sunday 1 December 2013 4:35

dump her ass a.s.a.p

SasquatchDeluxe 10

Sunday 1 December 2013 4:43

Time to break the engagement, if you ask me.

ihpp 22

Sunday 1 December 2013 4:46

she doesn't sound like she deserves it or is greatful for it. my boyfriend could give me a ring with the tinest diamond and id still be happy just to know I was engaed and gonna be married.