By anonymous - 02/09/2014 18:58 - United States - Wolcott

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 778
You deserved it 9 661

Same thing different taste

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zRatio 6
PerditaDessa 38

You say that like there's a better response.

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keep her she has a great sense of humor.

I'm sure she had been waiting forever to get to use that quote, I hope you didn't spoil it for her.

tony1891 22

sounds like a match made in mordor.

meowingpineapple 1
KingRex 22

You're complaining?! She's perfect!