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By just_friends - 27/10/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Park City

Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By John - 07/11/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML

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By notready - 15/10/2013 06:49 - Australia

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML

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By bruh - 28/03/2017 20:00

Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Ona

Today, I got rejected by a girl I was talking to. We had mutual feelings, and I waited a long time for her to be single again. We talked, made out, and now she has gotten into another relationship, acting like she doesn't like me anymore… but still wants to be friends? FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 07:10 - Indonesia

Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML

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By Fack. - 19/02/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML

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Explain yourself!

By Anonymous - 26/09/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom - Tamworth

Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML

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By J.Smith - 15/01/2009 16:12 - France

Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML

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DrAwesome 6

Wednesday 27 October 2010 22:13

Wow, the Sims sounds like it can be such a drag sometimes.

Hystical 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 22:09

hmm, are you sure she knew you were he boyfriend, or did you just tell all your friends that?

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confusdsincbirth 5

Thursday 28 October 2010 0:34

Agreed, 32. I, however, am not one.

XxKyttixX 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 1:13

Awkward Turtle...

TryptamineDreame 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 1:14

hahahh your life sucks :)

wwerulez14 6

Thursday 28 October 2010 2:14

32, your picture is awesome, and I'm currently singing that song in my head :D

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 28 October 2010 2:51

Hope you didn't spring for a ring.

sk8erd 15

Thursday 28 October 2010 2:59

that shit sucks! damn..

influenced 3

Thursday 28 October 2010 3:51

omg... dude... srrsly... that sux... she sounds kinda lk a retard.

TheB0a 5

Thursday 28 October 2010 3:57

Sorry man.

xXSweetNightmare 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 4:44

1- Oh good Lord. What has the world come to? FaceBook relationships statuses are so overrated. Could anyone tell me what the point of writing online that you're dating so-and-so is?

shelby_sevenfold 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 5:09

#26,your picture is amazing. Go Broncoss. (: OP,FYL. But you really shoulda asked how she felt about you before you popped the question..

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