By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
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lovelydarlings 6

She was just slap happy!

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Livinia 11

Well, she could have smacked herself in the face because she couldn't stand the idea of marrying you. Always look on the bright side :) Hope she's okay :)

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SteelCladAngel 0

LOL that's...how?? hahaha god well...congratulations, now make sure she doesn't get so 'excited' about you giving her oral pleasure that she kicks you in the face!

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PinkHorset 5

Awww! Such a romantic way to end a proposal :3

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Sgt_M_G 0

so what she was happy why is it bad he has to marry her

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ILOLatmockdaweek 0

that's why it's his fml and not hers. cos he has to marry her.

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edogy 0

Hey 38, start using punctuation so people can actually understand what you're saying.

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armorf0r 7

definitely a winner. imagine if she did that at the ceremony in front of all your family and friends too

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DeathBunny218 37

just imagine what her reaction will be when he says "I do" on the wedding day

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edogy 0

I hope you didn't laugh, because then you would get smacked in the face. ps congratulations!!!!

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5t3ff1k4h 44

So... She thinks she's a chicken now that you've proposed. Coincidence? I think not.

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perdix 29

And, so, the wife-beating begins. . . "Just tell the police you hit yourself, just like you did when I proposed."

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