By jakethemuss - 09/08/2014 23:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML
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Welshite 39

Or she swallowed it. Just wait a day or so to make sure. Toilet proposals are cute too.

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little_star78 13

What makes someone think they can get away with something like that? The restaurant she works for would obviously have all her info, it wouldn't be that hard for the police to track her down. Sorry op :( hope you get the ring back or at least had it insured.

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sour_sweet_gone 14

So I realize the ring is gone but my question is, are you officially engaged Or did you asked her if she found the ring and she was like what ring and that's how she figured out this was a proposal dinner and then you guys were focused on trying to find it or whatever. I was just Curious as to how the evening ended

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slap_u_much 6

She probably swallowed it. Or if not, confront the waiter and tell the manager

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dDailydDosage 8

Call out the waitress on it! ... Hopefully your girl didn't swallow it :O

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CO_RRA 11

I'm sorry bud, but this sort of proposal is entirely unoriginal and bland. You should at least be able to think of something more personal when it comes to the woman of your dreams. YDI.

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tjsautop 3

Are you serious? First, just because YOU think the proposal is "entirely unoriginal and bland" doesn't mean that it's the same for the wife. Perhaps the couple met at an ice cream parlor, or had their first date over ice cream. Certainly that would make it personal, but here you are assuming that the guy put no effort into the proposal when you know absolutely nothing about their relationship. Really? Secondly, even if ice cream isn't special in their relationship, who are you to say how another person should propose? Who died and made YOU the sole determiner of what is original and exciting and what isn't? Your OPINION is that this proposal is unoriginal and bland, but maybe the wife would've liked it. Maybe the husband thought it was clever. Are you really going to sit back and say that they're wrong for liking it? If it makes them happy, then what's the problem?

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redshirt59 1

Am i the only one who thought oh a different party at work here? The waitress doesnt handle the food preperation, only its order and delivery. So i'd assume the waitress could have handed the ring to the cook/chef who was making desserts that night and he/she could have pocketed it instead.

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anthony99 14

YDI for hiding the ring in food. Seriously what a stupid dumbshit thing to do. So many things can go wrong.

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SquishyIcebat666 5

Grow a pair and get on the ground. You deserved it.

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sest 4

This is why people need to stop with this lame proposal method. A ring is to big to swallow she would have noticed it hit her teeth or it would be hard to swallow shed know. Next time just do a romantic dinner at home and propose to her out of the box, its sweet and simple. Ffs.

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