By Pleonasm - 18/02/2015 15:14 - France - Lyon

Today, I pulled a muscle in my right shoulder and can barely move my arm. My friends keep asking if I'm sure it wasn't from jerking off too much. Truth is, I pulled it by playing on my computer too much. FML
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Pleonasm 35

I hold my mouse in an awkward position and my elbow floats in the air, putting the weight on the shoulder. If I play for too long, it aches. But it started when I used a machine to work out and hurt my shoulder doing the butterfly press I think.

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tehman117 21

What position were you in for that to happen?

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Cortezthe1st 23

Maybe you should've been making puns on FML since I don't see your comments too often anymore.

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ItsDutch 16

Look them straight in the eyes, with a straight face and say yes.

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Garnetshaddow 30

Maybe switch it up and try the jacking off? You'll use different muscle groups (arms?) that way!

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katieemerr 15

This is unrelated.. But think about how weird it is that you're reading my comment right now and you don't even know me.

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kerstileann 26

"playing on the computer" is that what theyre calling it these days? ;)

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Wizardo 33

Pleo I knew the jerking would catch up to you. Told you to lay off time back, circles really get him going.

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foxmatrix15 8

So what ur friends said was true. Watching **** on your computer ruined ur arm didn't it. Admit it!!

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Neverafter 14

Everyone knows theres absolutely no such thing as a bad adc. just bad supports.. ;D i kid i kid

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Likian5 26

Hmmm...and here I thought Pleonasm was only known for the comments he posted haha, now he's got an FML of his own. Assuming it's the same Pleonasm, of course.

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