By Anonymous - 06/06/2012 18:21 - United States

Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML
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perdix 29

Usually in the shower I'm pulling a different muscle.

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perdix 29

#29, that may be true for most men, but not for me. Mine can do curls and push-ups.

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Zachthejoker 10

At least you didnt bang your head against the wall, knocking yourself unconscious. Cause that would've sucked

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unknown_user5566 26

That's the price you pay for being metal. Now you just need to do drugs and have an orgy in the shower, and you'll be all set.

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KawiRacer69 5

not every person that does metal does drugs. and price you pay for being metal?

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aylard 0

May I just say you're beautiful c:

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unknown_user5566 26

47- I used a hyperbole to make a joke. Obviously I know all muscians in the metal genre don't use drugs. I noticed you didn't comment on the bit about the orgy- is it safe to assume, then, that you believe all metal-heads have sex parties? Hmm, how interesting.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

My question is how exactly does one "do metal"? I'd do metal all the time, but I just haven't figured out how.

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jwbfml 11

So which one are you? Beavis or Butthead

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Dweeble 12

I thought people only sang or masturbated in the shower.

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ChickInGreenVans 12

Clearly not..

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PInK_ExCiTeD 7

Well lesson learned. And OP be Careful next time that happen to my brother a couple of weeks ago too. :O hope you feel better ^.^

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