Miscellaneous: Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush...

By Cottagecheeseha - 20/08/2012 04:03 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl who reads while taking dumps. FML

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By LemmyIsWet - 17/12/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I took a relaxing bath, but got the book I was reading slightly wet when getting out. I put it on top of the towel dryer after delicately shaking it. Five minutes later, I heard a splash; I went into the bathroom to find that my book had toppled into the toilet bowl. FML

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By stupid - 26/05/2015 06:54 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML

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By GreaseNose - 25/09/2019 14:00

Today, while studying with the girl I like, I rested my face on my book, pretending to be frustrated. When I lifted my head, I realized I'd left a greasy spot on the page from my nose. She noticed. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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By tmrwsmggls - 16/11/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML

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Shit for brains

By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2012 21:42 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

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tjamurphy 5

Monday 20 August 2012 12:14

I'm reading this fml from a toilet so i can't really judge.

mackdeezy 22

Monday 20 August 2012 12:08

Dont we all in some way shape or form?

Comments

Rodders_SOTC 1

Monday 20 August 2012 12:28

We all do, I'm on the toilet right now. God bless smartphones!

jobart_fml 5

Monday 20 August 2012 12:46

Who Fing cares!!!

Zomg_Okay 26

Monday 20 August 2012 13:01

I've not heard of this Who Fing person. Would you care to tell us about them?

xcarxcrashx 9

Monday 20 August 2012 14:47

Obviously Who Fing cares, he is a bleeding heart who goes around feeling deeply about everything.

FMLKitten 15

Monday 20 August 2012 14:48

Hey, can you tell Mr. Fing I said hi and that it was nice of him to care about OP? Thanks!

Mauskau 35

Monday 20 August 2012 12:53

I always read whilst doing a #2. If I don't read I can't go. No matter what. I turn the corners of pages in books, however. Bookmarks can fall out :P Toilet paper isnt the best to use as a bookmark but if it's all you had at hand then it's fine, just replace it when you get near some proper paper. Your new reputation is the same as everybody else, they're just jealous ;)

vucui 21

Monday 20 August 2012 12:56

Hey, gotta entertain yourself somehow while taking a dump. I think most of us pass our pootime by reading.

SwtCherryPie 26

Monday 20 August 2012 13:01

Who cares? Lots of people read while in the restroom. At least they used to. Now everyone just wants to sit and play on their phone while in there.

Melvar_10 3

Monday 20 August 2012 13:10

I'll read the back of a febreeze bottle while pooping.... So yeah

astralvagan 20

Monday 20 August 2012 13:14

We all need good reading material for the bathroom.... Anyone who says they don't read in the bathroom is either a liar or illiterate.....

AussieChild 22

Monday 20 August 2012 15:01

I am a massive reader and writer by occupation, and I have never read on the toilet.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Monday 20 August 2012 19:08

Does that have anything to do with that fact that by occupation you are a massive reader and writer so by the time you go to take that long restroom break you are burned out on reading? Have you ever checked your phone while using the toilet?