Miscellaneous: Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush...

By Cottagecheeseha - 20/08/2012 04:03 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl who reads while taking dumps. FML

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By LemmyIsWet - 17/12/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I took a relaxing bath, but got the book I was reading slightly wet when getting out. I put it on top of the towel dryer after delicately shaking it. Five minutes later, I heard a splash; I went into the bathroom to find that my book had toppled into the toilet bowl. FML

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By stupid - 26/05/2015 06:54 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML

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By GreaseNose - 25/09/2019 14:00

Today, while studying with the girl I like, I rested my face on my book, pretending to be frustrated. When I lifted my head, I realized I'd left a greasy spot on the page from my nose. She noticed. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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Joe Bidet

By tmrwsmggls - 16/11/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML

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Shit for brains

By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2012 21:42 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

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tjamurphy 5

Monday 20 August 2012 12:14

I'm reading this fml from a toilet so i can't really judge.

mackdeezy 22

Monday 20 August 2012 12:08

Dont we all in some way shape or form?

Comments

robert76 5

Monday 20 August 2012 19:21

Who doesn't read while taking a dump?

bjf10 22

Monday 20 August 2012 19:59

People who don't read, I guess?

Abbeygale 8

Monday 20 August 2012 21:57

Blind people.

nonnieluv 9

Monday 20 August 2012 19:38

So being literate and resourceful is a bad thing?

weeabaka 6

Monday 20 August 2012 19:54

Kleenex? a napkin? Anything could have given you a better reputation!

weeabaka 6

Monday 20 August 2012 19:56

Besides, At least you read? He should take that as a good sign.

Bibliovore 26

Monday 20 August 2012 20:22

Try using post-it notes for bookmarks. They never fall out, you can reuse them just fine, and it's no great loss if you lose one.

ajeppsen 25

Monday 20 August 2012 20:32

I thought everybody reads while taking dumps. I read FMLs on my iPod while on the toilet. That's how I read this one.

junkman6 22

Monday 20 August 2012 20:41

Someones being a teeny bit over sensitive. PS "everybody poops" is great toilet reading

ganjaone 2

Monday 20 August 2012 20:55

That's not a bad thing

mrnuleef 7

Monday 20 August 2012 20:58

Things I've done while taking a dump: commented on fmls, play video games, draw, read, brush my teeth, written papers, thought "man, this comment is way over the borderline of my personal toilet time," etc. So reading is perfectly fine!