Miscellaneous: Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush...

By Cottagecheeseha - 20/08/2012 04:03 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl who reads while taking dumps. FML

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By LemmyIsWet - 17/12/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I took a relaxing bath, but got the book I was reading slightly wet when getting out. I put it on top of the towel dryer after delicately shaking it. Five minutes later, I heard a splash; I went into the bathroom to find that my book had toppled into the toilet bowl. FML

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By stupid - 26/05/2015 06:54 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML

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By GreaseNose - 25/09/2019 14:00

Today, while studying with the girl I like, I rested my face on my book, pretending to be frustrated. When I lifted my head, I realized I'd left a greasy spot on the page from my nose. She noticed. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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By tmrwsmggls - 16/11/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2012 21:42 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

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tjamurphy 5

Monday 20 August 2012 12:14

I'm reading this fml from a toilet so i can't really judge.

mackdeezy 22

Monday 20 August 2012 12:08

Dont we all in some way shape or form?

Comments

lumpojoe 4

Tuesday 21 August 2012 0:20

i read when taking dumps it pass the time

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 21 August 2012 0:57

I thought you used shitty toilet paper as bookmark.

badkittycat12 2

Tuesday 21 August 2012 0:57

I always have to either read or play games while I'm on the toilet. I use toilet paper as a bookmark sometimes. I just hope you didn't use it before using it as a bookmark.

jjurox101 5

Tuesday 21 August 2012 1:58

We all read while taking a dump at some point in my life. My siblings have a basket of books in the bathroom... Ok that's a little weird...

redhedsaysrawr 18

Tuesday 21 August 2012 3:56

Not at all, We've always had a basket full of books near the toilet in my house... Before I was allowed an ipod, thats what you did lol...

sunny_jatt98 5

Tuesday 21 August 2012 2:24

Um how about folding the edge of the page

kitsune3 20

Tuesday 21 August 2012 2:41

HELL NO. Dog-earing is damaging to the book.

chippa 24

Tuesday 21 August 2012 5:18

It's not damaging to the words on a page and that's all that's important in a book. What's the obsession with keeping them so crisp?

kitsune3 20

Wednesday 22 August 2012 2:11

If you don't understand, that's your problem.

chippa 24

Thursday 13 September 2012 7:48

It's not a problem for me. I was just asking.

redhedsaysrawr 18

Tuesday 21 August 2012 3:57

Mine totally beats yours OP, I once brought a book to school with a pad sticker as the bookmark and forgot about it...

stitesy29 18

Tuesday 21 August 2012 4:24

Fold the top corner of the page!!

mrsmaglietta 6

Tuesday 21 August 2012 8:39

ha that's funny

TheQueenLala 6

Tuesday 21 August 2012 9:12

Lol I'm on the toilet now

Angelastic_fml 18

Tuesday 21 August 2012 9:47

I don't really understand why so many people read on the toilet, or how they even have time to read much while they're doing their business. Is everyone horribly constipated but me?