By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 07:58 - United States

Today, I punched my wife in the face, because she jumped out from behind the bedroom door in the dark. I'm afraid of the dark. I'm 21. FML
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genius_man16 0

WTF is wrong with YOU?! Is it young? Yes, but who the hell are you to pass judgments on people just because of their age? For all you know they have been dating since they were 11. Just because YOU aren't ready for marriage doesn't mean other people aren't. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being married at 21.

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protooler31 0

why is everyone so surprised/shocked at someone being married at 21? Maybe he knocked her up, and did the right thing as a man and married her. I mean, getting married at 21 is certainly not nearly as controversial as marrying off your 15-16-17 year old daughters as was done in centuries past...

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cwl727 32

She deserved it. I hope she wasn't hurt to badly.

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spartan0701 6

Not really an FML since you're married at 21. I'd even call it a success :P

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xmuffinx 6

I'm 18 and I'm afraid of the dark because my family members love to jump out at me in the dark and scare so me OP I feel ya . But poor your wife that must have hurt bad . I hope she ok

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tsahayisawesome 5

Why are you married at 21? Were you even allowed to drink at your wedding?

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Migillope 10

People who vote YDI think: "Damn it you shouldn't have a room!" "Stupid guy falling in love! You shouldn't do that! The age requirement for that is 30!" "Trololololol" -.-

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TallMist 32

Just because you're older, doesn't mean you can't be afraid. I'm 18 and scared of the dark, spiders, heights, etc. I feel ya, OP. I feel ya.

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weezypanda420 22

My husband is 25 and still screams like a girl because he is scared of the dark

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Iris_River 15

Okay. A) there's nothing wrong with being married at 21. People get married at younger ages than that (like 16 and 17) and b) so what if OP is afraid of the dark? Maybe he has some post traumatic experiences or something that caused that. My brother is afraid of the dark because of his childhood and he's almost 25. There's nothing wrong with either of those things.

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MrsHumanFrog 19

Neither button, She deserved it.... you jump out and surprise someone, you risk getting punched. thats just how it is.

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HalfLit 17

Afraid of the dark but not commitment

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