Love: Today, I punched my wife in the face, because she jumped out... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 07:58 - United States

Today, I punched my wife in the face, because she jumped out from behind the bedroom door in the dark. I'm afraid of the dark. I'm 21. FML

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By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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By CaptBlood - 21/05/2021 00:01

Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML

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By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 18:11 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML

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By OhDamn - 16/09/2009 06:34 - United Kingdom

Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML

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By mama bear - 05/06/2020 20:00

Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML

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By nosleep - 05/02/2011 00:05 - Australia

Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML

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By fucking cat - 02/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I shut the door to the bedroom so my wife and I could have a serious talk. Unfortunately, the cat stuck his paw under the door and started flailing around, causing me to bust up laughing at a bad moment. My wife was furious, threw a water bottle at me, and locked me out overnight. FML

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By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 18:23 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

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genius_man16 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 17:12

WTF is wrong with YOU?! Is it young? Yes, but who the hell are you to pass judgments on people just because of their age? For all you know they have been dating since they were 11. Just because YOU aren't ready for marriage doesn't mean other people aren't. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being married at 21.

protooler31 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 16:20

why is everyone so surprised/shocked at someone being married at 21? Maybe he knocked her up, and did the right thing as a man and married her. I mean, getting married at 21 is certainly not nearly as controversial as marrying off your 15-16-17 year old daughters as was done in centuries past...

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Qwertzuiop_fml 1

Saturday 30 January 2010 15:46

YDI for being married at 21. Maybe you should have started your adult life by letting your child phobias behind, instead of getting married...

JPaulino 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 2:54

that's ******* halariouse FUL

xXmoeXx 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 2:27

ouch... say sorry!

sleepyhungry93 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 11:25

OP being afraid of the dark is a reasonable-ish fear. and punching ur wife as reflex is okay because defensive reflexs are hard to control. trust me i know. the moment u hit ur wife on purpose tho is wen u need to eat shit and die. just sayin. also if u are a jumpy person like that ur wife should know better. none of my friends mess with me bcuz i react violently when i get scared. SDI.

baglady_79 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 4:18

why the **** are you married if you're only 21? that's ******.

TheZarola 10

Monday 27 September 2010 1:46

What's the big deal? At age 18, people can do whatever they want. It's not ****** at all. In fact, I'd LIKE to be married by age 21. FYL, OP.

weissesengel 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 22:39

21 aint young 2 get married...

kathrynclw 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 13:56

haha the dark harbors some scary shit... :)

shaneSS33 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 3:14

Thats ******* hilarious

aaronruark 2

Thursday 21 April 2011 6:48

accidentally.hit her right wink lol that suck you won't hear the end of this for awhile

astriofou 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:44

i LOVE the dark i hate spiders... im turning 22 next month.. i also LOVE puppies :3

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