Miscellaneous: Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt....

By yum yogurt - 30/10/2011 20:15 - United States

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

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Same thing different taste

By GogurtBadass - 18/09/2013 16:55 - United States - Olympia

Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML

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Sorry Sharon

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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Fight Club

By Nose bleed - 16/04/2014 02:48 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML

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By Bad at life - 18/10/2018 13:30

Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML

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By Amy - 10/05/2012 19:14 - Canada - Prince George

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

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Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By LostInSunday - 15/08/2016 08:11

Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2011 22:26 - United States

Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML

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By Dipping Tired - 20/04/2016 23:17 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML

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Night fight

By FistFighter - 09/04/2011 04:01 - United States

Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML

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boredblonde 17

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:48

definitely worth it, gogurts are the best!

DrOfTheInternet 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:51

Fruit punch?

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doctorwhogirl 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:52

I'm sure op wasn't planning on Hurting his/herself. I'm just trying to picture how exactly that went down.

nancyDeeAnda 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:53

Lol

graceq101 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:53

O man! Been there done tht!

Zepset_fml 13

Monday 31 October 2011 0:47

Same here. -_-

taytoc 10

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:53

Nice job dr.dumbass

bigAC 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:55

i usually just get a facial from the gogurt.

perdix 29

Monday 31 October 2011 1:37

Did you punch yourself because you broke your diet of candy and French fries?

enonymous 8

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:56

I hate when a guy gogurts in your eye that shit stings

DontForgetMe4 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:56

I did that once actually.... Got a nosebleed...DAMN worth it!

shae_butter 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:58

Finally! I'm not the only one who has done this!

heyhihello95 12

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:56

Silly, trix are for kids!

taytoc 10

Monday 31 October 2011 0:01

This is yogurt though...

heyhihello95 12

Monday 31 October 2011 0:17

It's still the same brand. Same difference.

ohmandapants 16

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:56

GoGurt strikes again...

Moota 9

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:56

It's totally possible to do this, you use too much force to squeeze the yogurt out, hence punching yourself.

lexybear17 0

Monday 31 October 2011 1:09

Is your name ana? If it is I'm not a creeper I'm lexy. If it's not my bad I won't creep on you again lol

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Same thing different taste

Sorry Sharon

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