Miscellaneous: Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt.... - FML

By yum yogurt - 30/10/2011 20:15 - United States

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

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By GogurtBadass - 18/09/2013 16:55 - United States - Olympia

Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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By Nose bleed - 16/04/2014 02:48 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML

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By Bad at life - 18/10/2018 13:30

Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML

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By Amy - 10/05/2012 19:14 - Canada - Prince George

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

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By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By LostInSunday - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2011 22:26 - United States

Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML

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By Dipping Tired - 20/04/2016 23:17 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML

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By FistFighter - 09/04/2011 04:01 - United States

Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML

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boredblonde 17

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:48

definitely worth it, gogurts are the best!

DrOfTheInternet 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:51

Fruit punch?

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taytoc 10

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:56

He/she was probably trying to slide the last of the yogurt out and pulled up to hard and fast and then BOOM punch to the face

leadman1989 15

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:56

The first step is admitting you have a problem. And you have one when you go on a three day binge and have to support you habit with illicit activities in the back of a van that has free candy written on the side.

cream_bunny 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 4:36

Wait.. what?

megan_lovee 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:57

was it worth it??

ohmandapants 16

Monday 31 October 2011 1:11

Obviously

bms1996 12

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:57

it's actually pretty easy to do

xlord 27

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:58

OP was squeezing the tube while trying with one eye to see if there was anything left inside. Than BAM!!! I don't know how but he punches himself in the face...

FurryRocks 10

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:59

Enonymous that has happened to this kid in my class several times everybody and I were laughing our asses off one of the times was me

ObsessedWithMe 13

Monday 31 October 2011 0:02

Lol only in Kentucky. How does that even happen.?

copo37 7

Monday 31 October 2011 0:07

Only in Kentucky? I hope you realize that makes no damn sense.

indyfml 0

Monday 31 October 2011 2:11

It somewhat does because OP is from Kentucky

Mahomie123 0

Monday 31 October 2011 0:03

his hand probably slipped while he was sliding it up the tube to get the yogurt out!

hoodyNOT2shoes 0

Monday 31 October 2011 0:03

I have to agree with #3. dumbass:)

hoodyNOT2shoes 0

Monday 31 October 2011 0:03

I have to agree with #3. dumbass:)

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