There's so much wrong here I don't even know where to begin. I normally feel sorry for idiots but for some reason I just want to smack you and call it a day.

"Insert horrible YOLO comment"

haha im browsng on my phoine at a wickkced partaaaaayay! u shud hacve cum heer n partayed wit us instad of pretanding!

There's one way to text to fool your bf that you are out partying and having a life: Don't! If you have a drink in one hand and a dick in the other, you don't have any hands free to bang out little shards of needy text that stink of desperation and clinginess.

purposefully? did u do that on purpose ;)

Having a life ≠ getting drunk off your ass at a party. Just gonna vote both on this one.

If my girlfriend was out partying I'd say "Can i come?"

If he does , have a life, why are you not out having one with him ??..

I think some of this stuff should be kept to yourself. I know this is FML, but that's sad. When I say sad, I don't mean I feel sorry for you. More like, you're pathetic.

Its funny that this person thinks this way of people who go out, they all of a sudden become bad spellers.. If I did this, I wouldn't expect any respect from my boyfriend.. These messages would annoy anyone and make their bf/gf upset & make them look like a person who can't be responsible. Not everyone acts like a jackass when their out 'having a life'.