By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 03:37 - United States

Spicy
Today, I put a sock on my dorm room door to get everyone to think I was getting laid. In truth, I'm a virgin and just wanted to take a peaceful nap. FML
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DarDarAttack 0

Nothing's wrong with being a virgin. (:

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kristen1823 0

Your first time having sex should be a special thing. Save yourself for the one you truly love. There's absolutely no rush.

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kristen1823 0

Your first time having sex should be a special thing. Save yourself for the one you truly love. There's absolutely no rush.

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the101dan 0

39 - it's "hilarious" because 36 is not only a guy, but a douche also :>

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iSpasticFantasti 14

#28 Yay for common sense! :D My hope that the world won't be filled with stereotypical ***** is renewed!

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Asstastic4 0

Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?

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bubblej614 0

how do u lose it if u don't use it?? haha

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mrahhhhh 21

Don't lie to us. I know what you're using the other sock for tonight... You don't have to be embarrassed about reenacting a one man Broadway show using a sock puppet. :) What the hell did you think I was gonna say? :/

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Why does everyone think there's something wrong with being a virgin...

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redbluegreen 40

They're idiots with nothing to do or better to judge on. It's disgusting and pathetic.

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ohthebloodygore 16

Completely agree with the above. People have told me I'm stupid for being a virgin. It's quite pathetic.

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SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Agreed. Sex is something special that should only be shared with one you're deeply in love with and can trust.

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memo619 0

exactly, our generation is driven by lust so it seems personally, a girl is way less attractive if she isn't a virgin

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xX504DBXx 0

Yes,but the thing is, for a guy it is a lot different. You are looked down upon if your a virgin.

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ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0

I'm quite amazed a guy hasn't commented yet.wether it be a insult or agreeing with you gals.

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Hobbesy 0

Ugh. I'm a college age guy and I wish I was still a virgin. Life was much simpler before I lost my V-card and to be honest, my friends hyped up sex so much that after my first time I was just left thinking "That's it?" Seriously, I have lots of guy friends who are still virgins. No one looks down on them except for the people whose priorities are skewed. Some guys just want to wait until the right girl (or other guy, let's be fair) comes along. No point rushing it.

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pspness 0

i got my vcard still too. nonbig, im still lookin for that one, not ***** to lose it to.

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Falken45 0

wow u sound worthless piece of shit who don't how to get laid. your missing a lot out there. I love me a wet juicy one

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Wizardroxx 3

I think you're missing the difference between you're and your.

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iSpasticFantasti 14

#65 I think they're missing the difference between "virgin by choice and not an easy sleezy bo' beanzy" and well.... Falken45.

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RedPillSucks 31

I think they're missing the difference between a wet juicy one in his mouth versus in her vag.

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