By cgregg01 - 03/06/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, I put my 3 year old down for her regular nap. About an hour later I wake up from a dream where I was smelling something awful. When I woke up, the smell was still there, so I tracked it down. My daughter had decided to "fingerpaint" with the contents of a dirty diaper. FML
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As the OP, I find all of this absolutely hilarious!! To address a few questions/comments: the pull-up was the one she was wearing when she was put to bed - she doesn't wear them any other time. I was monitoring her over the one-way baby monitor we have with the volume on full blast, but the pull-up slides up and down, no noise or anything, so that is how she was able to do her stealth-painting. As for being able to get into other things, we keep all of our chemicals in an upper cabinet, no worries there. Plus, if she'd have actually come out of her room without me hearing her, my dog would have ratted her out in a heartbeat! For the pissy commenters, good for you that you are so better at everything than everyone else, your mother must be proud of how nasty and judgemental she's raised you to be. As for those other parents that understand, thank you for being able to find the humor in this disgusting situation with me. If she was doing this daily, I'd be concerned, but since this has so far been a one time thing, I think boredom and wanting the soiled pull-up off her is what caused her to be so...umm...creative. And btw, she drew dinosaurs, her current fascination. And yes, I did a great job cleaning it up after I finished gagging and smearing vicks vaporub all around my nostrils.

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slityourwrists 0

thats what you get for having a 3 year old in diapers

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mehwhateverr 0

Ew, that's disgusting. FYL for having to clean it up.

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bigdfamily 0

My twins did this twice. It is a miricle they are still alive. Thought about duct taping their diapers on for awhile.

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Guairdean 0

Welcome to parenthood. This was a training exercise. Worse things will happen. Fortunately, the good things that happen will greatly outnumber the bad.

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I_Am_The_Edge 4

That is a bummer lol

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hannahxbanana 0

To people commenting about a 3-year-old in diapers: It's not that uncommon. Some kids develop at different levels. I babysit for a family whose youngest is 3 and he wears diapers only when he's asleep, even though he's been potty trained for almost a year. But I would think that by 3 most kids would know not to play with their poo...that part is much more disturbing. FYL anyway.

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morgan020 0

thats gross a similar thing happened to me with my 1 year old son yesterday. we were outside playing and the dog started licking my sons diaper. turns out the poo was leaking out and the dog was eating it. and to those who say a 3 year old should not be in diapers. my neice is 3 and its not uncommon for 3 yr olds to not be potty trained yet. some are just harder to potty train than others.

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jj007 0

That's big time ******* nasty u should have stayed awake!!!!!!!!

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nickler_fml 0

Don't let her near a dam diaper

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russianbilow 0

I was potty trained by a little after turning 1. What sane 3 year old would fingerpaint with feces? If there is something mentally wrong with this child they should be watched quite hawk-like. This belongs in failblog, you fail at parenting. I stamp you mothalicka.

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Misanthropist 0

That's beyond disgusting. YDI for having a kid though. How's that "unconditional love" treatin' ya?

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