By cgregg01 - 03/06/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, I put my 3 year old down for her regular nap. About an hour later I wake up from a dream where I was smelling something awful. When I woke up, the smell was still there, so I tracked it down. My daughter had decided to "fingerpaint" with the contents of a dirty diaper. FML
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cgregg01 0

As the OP, I find all of this absolutely hilarious!! To address a few questions/comments: the pull-up was the one she was wearing when she was put to bed - she doesn't wear them any other time. I was monitoring her over the one-way baby monitor we have with the volume on full blast, but the pull-up slides up and down, no noise or anything, so that is how she was able to do her stealth-painting. As for being able to get into other things, we keep all of our chemicals in an upper cabinet, no worries there. Plus, if she'd have actually come out of her room without me hearing her, my dog would have ratted her out in a heartbeat! For the pissy commenters, good for you that you are so better at everything than everyone else, your mother must be proud of how nasty and judgemental she's raised you to be. As for those other parents that understand, thank you for being able to find the humor in this disgusting situation with me. If she was doing this daily, I'd be concerned, but since this has so far been a one time thing, I think boredom and wanting the soiled pull-up off her is what caused her to be so...umm...creative. And btw, she drew dinosaurs, her current fascination. And yes, I did a great job cleaning it up after I finished gagging and smearing vicks vaporub all around my nostrils.

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slityourwrists 0

thats what you get for having a 3 year old in diapers

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mehwhateverr 0

Ew, that's disgusting. FYL for having to clean it up.

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CatieBabey 0

edit to above: I just read the OP's 2nd post about how her daughter only wears diapers while sleeping, so my apologies for my mean comments about parenting. But she wants to play with her smelly shit? Gross.

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jessxoxo28 5

ewww!!!! thats so gross!!! hey, at least u no she'll grow up to be an artist

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CatieBabey 0

um also, "a" dirty diaper? it makes it sound like there was some dirty diaper lying around, not one she had just taken off herself...

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LadyLuck1126 0

FYL. It's happened to me more than once. Febreeze becomes your best friend.

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Ashley_Kretz 0

Why in the hell is your 3 year old daughter wearing diapers??? Shouldn't she be potty trained by this age? That is about dumb

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inerdablanket 4

Maybe her daughter doesn't have to wear diapers all the time, but she wears them to bed so she doesn't soil the blankets? or pull-ups maybe? I remember my little sister doing the same thing when she was a baby.

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thuryn 2

Ashley_Kretz: You're an idiot. Read the other comments, especially the second comment by the OP. CatieBabey: I salute you for actually reading through the comments and amending your own post (as much as you can once it's set). Awfully stand-up thing to do.

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Ashley_Kretz 0

I think a lot of people have made good points on both parts, but in my own personal opinion, I believe that children should be potty trained before the age of three. And if you have old children as you say, then it should have been easier for your child to learn. And I find something contradicting in your story. You said you had to track down the smelly diaper to find it's surprise. And then you whip back by saying that you were monitoring it. If you had the baby monitor on, you would've known it was up to something...unless it was an old diaper that was stored...but regardless, this is f-ing stupid. PAY BETTER ATTENTION TO YOUR DAMN KID.

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