By cgregg01 - 03/06/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, I put my 3 year old down for her regular nap. About an hour later I wake up from a dream where I was smelling something awful. When I woke up, the smell was still there, so I tracked it down. My daughter had decided to "fingerpaint" with the contents of a dirty diaper. FML
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cgregg01 0

As the OP, I find all of this absolutely hilarious!! To address a few questions/comments: the pull-up was the one she was wearing when she was put to bed - she doesn't wear them any other time. I was monitoring her over the one-way baby monitor we have with the volume on full blast, but the pull-up slides up and down, no noise or anything, so that is how she was able to do her stealth-painting. As for being able to get into other things, we keep all of our chemicals in an upper cabinet, no worries there. Plus, if she'd have actually come out of her room without me hearing her, my dog would have ratted her out in a heartbeat! For the pissy commenters, good for you that you are so better at everything than everyone else, your mother must be proud of how nasty and judgemental she's raised you to be. As for those other parents that understand, thank you for being able to find the humor in this disgusting situation with me. If she was doing this daily, I'd be concerned, but since this has so far been a one time thing, I think boredom and wanting the soiled pull-up off her is what caused her to be so...umm...creative. And btw, she drew dinosaurs, her current fascination. And yes, I did a great job cleaning it up after I finished gagging and smearing vicks vaporub all around my nostrils.

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slityourwrists 0

thats what you get for having a 3 year old in diapers

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mehwhateverr 0

Ew, that's disgusting. FYL for having to clean it up.

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emilyyy93 0

**** you #11 how about I come take a shit and smear it all over your walls ad see how you like it!

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thuryn 2

#174: You have some funny ideas about little kids and the way they think. You are not in control the way you think you are. You are way over-reacting. Go do some research.

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kissiy6 15

aha... awe, i guess i used to do that when i was little!! I feel bad for you, and my parents :P

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kissiy6 15

aha... awe, i guess i used to do that when i was little!! I feel bad for you, and my parents :P

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Musicguy827 0

You think that's bad? Try have triplets do that... Now that was gross

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wbrycem 0

I can't believe that some people think all children develop along the exact same timeline. Some of them might even have kids, I'm guessing most don't. I don't have kids, but it doesn't take a ******* genius to figure it out. EACH KID IS DIFFERENT. Congrats if your kid was potty trained at 18 months. It's not a ******* race. And whoopdeedoo if the kid isn't potty trained at 3. No, that does not mean it's retarded. Someone said that earlier. ****. I can't believe the IQ of most people. And to people commenting on the parenting skills of the OP, they must not have kids either. Like 134 - there's a difference between "unconditional love" and not letting a child out of your sight. The latter is pretty much impossible. God forbid the OP SLEEPS, you know, because the OP might be TIRED from LOOKING AFTER her kid. **** people are stupid.

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ansongtao 0

I have sooooo been there. Not fun at all. Of course, I had to deal with a morning and afternoon art session!

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ohJeeznotme 7

Haha...you can't put a kid in preschool til they are potty trained. You should consider that too. It doesn't matter that you have other children that are older. You still have a 3 year old running about with no supervision. You are lucky she only make poop-art while you were asleep and didn't imbibe cleanser instead!

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CatieBabey 0

FYL for having to clean it up but YDI for having a 3 year old in diapers. Just like my cousin and his wife- they are terrible parents, their 3 year old daughter is both in diapers AND still eating baby food. Your daughter will be eligible for pre-school next year and #184 is right, they won't take her. I know it's sometimes hard but seriously get on that, there is NO reason a 3 year old isn't potty trained. As soon as your child can talk well enough and understand when you say "this is the potty" they can be potty trained.

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SayNo2Quack 0

I just read the first 8 words and I am deeply disturbed that you euthanised your three year old kid!

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