By cgregg01 - 03/06/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, I put my 3 year old down for her regular nap. About an hour later I wake up from a dream where I was smelling something awful. When I woke up, the smell was still there, so I tracked it down. My daughter had decided to "fingerpaint" with the contents of a dirty diaper. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 192
You deserved it 6 261

cgregg01 tells us more.

As the OP, I find all of this absolutely hilarious!! To address a few questions/comments: the pull-up was the one she was wearing when she was put to bed - she doesn't wear them any other time. I was monitoring her over the one-way baby monitor we have with the volume on full blast, but the pull-up slides up and down, no noise or anything, so that is how she was able to do her stealth-painting. As for being able to get into other things, we keep all of our chemicals in an upper cabinet, no worries there. Plus, if she'd have actually come out of her room without me hearing her, my dog would have ratted her out in a heartbeat! For the pissy commenters, good for you that you are so better at everything than everyone else, your mother must be proud of how nasty and judgemental she's raised you to be. As for those other parents that understand, thank you for being able to find the humor in this disgusting situation with me. If she was doing this daily, I'd be concerned, but since this has so far been a one time thing, I think boredom and wanting the soiled pull-up off her is what caused her to be so...umm...creative. And btw, she drew dinosaurs, her current fascination. And yes, I did a great job cleaning it up after I finished gagging and smearing vicks vaporub all around my nostrils.

Top comments

thats what you get for having a 3 year old in diapers

mehwhateverr 0

Ew, that's disgusting. FYL for having to clean it up.

Comments

gatorchomp15tebo 0

I'll take the spaghetti basket

Actually, I dont think you have to be parents of the year to know that three is very late to teach your child bladder control. Or to post on here, for that matter. If that were the case, POY would be a prerequisite for a lot of things... like being a teacher or social worker. And I'm pretty sure they would all agree that a three year old in diapers is a problem. Look at it this way: maybe it's not your parenting, maybe she has a problem. You tell me, Parent of the Year (LOL).

mannyandmo40 0

BAHAHAHAH ur kid sounds awesome!

That's what you get for having kids.

LMAO I am so much more interested in the arguments bewteen the purchase of an $800 blanket right now! I agree with #9 This FML sucks :/

Isn't 3 a little old to still be wearing diapers? Not that I really know it just seems a little old to me still...

Oops I meant disagree with #9..lol who buys sheets for $800??

I reiterate that you deserved it because your 3 year old is still in diapers. If that's the case you can rest assured he/she won't even be a tiny bit successful in his life. Way to raise a future criminal.

jmf86 0

For a moment I thought this was leading up to that urban legend where a baby was put in an oven.