By cgregg01 - 03/06/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, I put my 3 year old down for her regular nap. About an hour later I wake up from a dream where I was smelling something awful. When I woke up, the smell was still there, so I tracked it down. My daughter had decided to "fingerpaint" with the contents of a dirty diaper. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 192
You deserved it 6 261

cgregg01 tells us more.

As the OP, I find all of this absolutely hilarious!! To address a few questions/comments: the pull-up was the one she was wearing when she was put to bed - she doesn't wear them any other time. I was monitoring her over the one-way baby monitor we have with the volume on full blast, but the pull-up slides up and down, no noise or anything, so that is how she was able to do her stealth-painting. As for being able to get into other things, we keep all of our chemicals in an upper cabinet, no worries there. Plus, if she'd have actually come out of her room without me hearing her, my dog would have ratted her out in a heartbeat! For the pissy commenters, good for you that you are so better at everything than everyone else, your mother must be proud of how nasty and judgemental she's raised you to be. As for those other parents that understand, thank you for being able to find the humor in this disgusting situation with me. If she was doing this daily, I'd be concerned, but since this has so far been a one time thing, I think boredom and wanting the soiled pull-up off her is what caused her to be so...umm...creative. And btw, she drew dinosaurs, her current fascination. And yes, I did a great job cleaning it up after I finished gagging and smearing vicks vaporub all around my nostrils.

Top comments

thats what you get for having a 3 year old in diapers

mehwhateverr 0

Ew, that's disgusting. FYL for having to clean it up.

Comments

cheesycue 0

Sorry if this is a really common question on this thread, but why is she STILL in diapers when she's 3?

coffeennicotine 0

Um, 3 yr olds shouldn't still be in diapers. And that's disgusting.

coffeennicotine 0

Oh, and #71, 81, whatever other numbers you posted... you know, the person who thinks they're the only one in the world who ever met a child... yea, you. You're a dumbass. And either the kid is ******* stupid or the Mom is damn lazy to have a child in diapers at that age. I was potty trained before I was 2, and I was also a fast walker, fast to talk, etc. Every child I've ever met, and I have met a lot, has been potty trained well before the age of 3. So that is a problem. So quit acting like a know-it-all, because you're just as stupid as your kid who still ***** its pants.

thuryn 2

Yes, "coffeennicotine". I'm sure you're a great example of how we should do things. Uh huh. Sure. Passive: Because you PICKED the kids who are already trained. That doesn't say anything about the size of the group who aren't. Ashley: You can have your opinion all you want, but don't expect us to just swallow it because you "have your opinion." You shared it. It's stupid. Deal with it. Your spouting about First Amendment Rights just shows what an idiot you are. The First Amendemnt only applies to the U.S. government. It doesn't mean you can spout whatever crap you want, wherever you want, ESPECIALLY on the Internet, and no one can say "boo" to you. With all that training, you'd think someone would have taught you some Civics. And you and passive can go sleep together with your judgemental bullshit about "kids @ 3 in diapers are mentally retarded" CRAP. I don't care how many books you've read. Western training has earned us one of the highest infant mortality rates in the world, thinks bottle feeding, plastic diapers, pacifiers, solids at 6 months, and elective C sections are all just the Bestest Evar, despite all evidence to the contrary. So forgive me if I'm not impressed by your educations, since you've been trained by a system that serves corporations. **** off. I'm sure the OP's kid is not headed for Special Ed just because she still wears a diaper FOR NAPS.

biedrzycki_love 0

My mom told me stories about how my siblings and I used to do that. Except we were all younger than three. :[] Shouldn't you toddler be potty-trained? Maybe you meant pull-ups?

Ashley_Kretz 0

Well thuryn, I could give a rat's ass less about what you say..and the First Amendment gives us our FREEDOM OF SPEECH you ******* imbecile, so you need to just get over yourself. You're probably one of the shittiest parents ever known to mankind. So how about you just take your bullshit excuse of trying to justify yourself and shove it up your ass, it would make everyone so much happier, thanks and have a great day, dick

RaycerX 0

It's called Art. Deal with it. Encourage it.

star_ver 0

Thuryn, are you related to the OP or something? If not, you've got a serious hero complex. The first thing I thought when I read this was, "Why is a 3 year old still in diapers?" I agree with everyone else, especially since the OP stated that he has older children. She should be potty trained already.

Not true!!!! A person has no sense of smell when he/she is asleep..... So, YDI for lying.