Animals: Today, I put my good shoes out the window and on the roof to...

By baconman86 - 03/10/2010 22:24 - United States

Today, I put my good shoes out the window and on the roof to dry out because they were sopping wet. When I went to check them later on, they were still wet. And soaked in bird poop. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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By StinkFoot - 28/10/2018 13:30

Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I walked out into my backyard. As I did so, my dogs ran past me, slamming the sliding door off its track. I went to catch it, and knocked the bird cage over. To complete the fumble, as I turned to catch the bird cage, I stepped in a dog turd. I wasn't wearing shoes. We're all okay, but… FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2021 14:01

Today, my idiot son incinerated his shoes in the oven. They were wet and he wanted to "quick-dry" them, so now the whole house smells terrible. FML

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By blabla - 28/10/2011 13:30 - Brazil

Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 00:00

Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML

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By hitchcock2013 - 07/05/2013 17:10 - United States - Taylor

Today, I did my small part to help the environment by hanging my clothes outside to dry rather than using the dryer. The birds showed their appreciation by crapping on the majority of my clothes. FML

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By life_suxxx - 17/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I come home to find that my dog has taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He also took a dump in my house shoe. FML

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Morning surprise

By JayBausch - 17/08/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to retrieve my sneakers that my wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. FML

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From a great height

By Anonymous - 08/05/2021 21:59

Today, I was sitting on the back porch with my husband. I felt two raindrops land on my head, so I said we should go inside because it was starting to rain. It turned out to just be a bird shitting on me. FML

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Monday 4 October 2010 2:18

that is too funny

illmatic2 16

Monday 4 October 2010 2:26

How would a car help out at all?

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animosiity 0

Monday 4 October 2010 6:55

aw:(

pink_mess 0

Monday 4 October 2010 6:59

umm did you mean soaking wet ? sopping wet ? filled with soap ?

Spastastic 6

Monday 4 October 2010 7:07

Sopping is a word. It means pretty much the exact same thing as soaking.

EROD78 0

Monday 4 October 2010 7:15

mhm...if theyre yur good shoes.... why the hell are they wet in the first place!?

meow97 0

Monday 4 October 2010 7:20

You put them on the ROOF because...?

FlauntTheAsian 0

Monday 4 October 2010 7:22

Wouldnt it be COVERED in poop and not SOAKED? Soaked implies its quite watery. Is that the case?

snowboardlover 0

Monday 4 October 2010 7:37

haha sucks op :) my shoes are wet right now because I went white water rafting today and I wore them :D

Dark_wings 0

Monday 4 October 2010 7:43

Do you not have a clothes dryer... A hair dryer works just as good. I think those birds planned it! how else would they all crap on target. I think i smell bullshit. Ydi!