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By ripo95 - 26/11/2008 06:18 - France

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

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By 552220000 - 14/06/2019 22:00

Today, I raised my hand to answer a question, but I forgot the answer, so when the teacher called on me, I just said, "I need to pee." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, in the middle of class, I sneezed out the biggest, wettest booger I have ever seen in my life. I'd used the inside of my elbow to cover my nose, but I neglected to notice that my hair had fallen over my shoulder. I couldn't get it all out of my hair and I don't think any believed me when I said it was hair gel. FML

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By AloneAtPerkins - 18/11/2020 13:02 - United States - West Bend

Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 11:17 - Australia

Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML

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By Herbiee - 18/08/2010 12:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2009 07:08 - Canada

Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 21:44 - United States

Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML

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Classic confusion

By Anonymous - 28/11/2023 05:00

Today, while I was shaving my nose started to itch. Guess which I shaved and which I itched. FML

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karacutiekd 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 1:35

@63 you are ridiculously lame

StaticDown 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 9:20

WRONG. My boyfriend doesn't understand why women need to shave and says it's perfectly natural to have hair there. And I don't shave often. It's great. And to the person that said I'll never get laid, you're wrong! Assholes. Women, stand up for yourselves! You don't need to put up with guys that make you change, find a guy that will accept you the way your are. Most guys expect that you take them as you are, so make them do the same. When a girl asks a guy to shave down under it's a huge 'no ******* way' but the moment a girl is asked to shave and she says no, it's like the end of the world. Well if you wont shave, I wont either.

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Rectumwrecker 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 6:35

u prolly got the answer to the question wrong too

katiegurl19512 10

Sunday 8 August 2010 17:12

it's says op is from France? then isn't it normal to not shave there? lol besides it's not that bad, worse things have happened haha get over it and buy a razor for once

princesskitten 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 0:10

Wow, your life is totally over. :/ If you don't want people to see your armpit hair, shave it more often. I know, it sounds complicated, but try not to feel intimidated.

blob31909 1

Wednesday 11 August 2010 20:50

U did remember deodorant right? Right? Uh oh.

kykeon22 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 23:17

It isn't a big deal XD

TooBadMN 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 4:24

lolwtf. i love how just because this fml isn't about someone getting mauled by a bear and then having their date violently and/or aggresively break up with them it automatically gets all these shitty ass comments.

applessuckdick 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 9:16

How is this a FML? Nobody is gonna notice, just make sure you shave when you get home.

SLdeathnote 0

Friday 13 August 2010 12:30

Gyahahahahahaha XD

zephalis 0

Monday 16 August 2010 4:54

Yet another reason to have a "get over it" option on FML.

G_thelegend 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 5:11

heres a tip, wear a tshirt if u havnt shaved

reeldeal2294 5

Sunday 12 February 2012 16:22

Thats what I do when I haven't shaved

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