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By ripo95 - 26/11/2008 06:18 - France

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

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By 552220000 - 14/06/2019 22:00

Today, I raised my hand to answer a question, but I forgot the answer, so when the teacher called on me, I just said, "I need to pee." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, in the middle of class, I sneezed out the biggest, wettest booger I have ever seen in my life. I'd used the inside of my elbow to cover my nose, but I neglected to notice that my hair had fallen over my shoulder. I couldn't get it all out of my hair and I don't think any believed me when I said it was hair gel. FML

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By AloneAtPerkins - 18/11/2020 13:02 - United States - West Bend

Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 11:17 - Australia

Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML

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By Herbiee - 18/08/2010 12:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2009 07:08 - Canada

Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 21:44 - United States

Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2023 05:00

Today, while I was shaving my nose started to itch. Guess which I shaved and which I itched. FML

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karacutiekd 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 1:35

@63 you are ridiculously lame

StaticDown 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 9:20

WRONG. My boyfriend doesn't understand why women need to shave and says it's perfectly natural to have hair there. And I don't shave often. It's great. And to the person that said I'll never get laid, you're wrong! Assholes. Women, stand up for yourselves! You don't need to put up with guys that make you change, find a guy that will accept you the way your are. Most guys expect that you take them as you are, so make them do the same. When a girl asks a guy to shave down under it's a huge 'no ******* way' but the moment a girl is asked to shave and she says no, it's like the end of the world. Well if you wont shave, I wont either.

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redhounds2525 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 15:44

hehe, I do it all the time ;)

myagirl 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 17:55

well this depends if it is bad or not...... if ur a guy then WHO CARES!!!! if ur a girl then FYL!

IWABO2_ 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 23:38

Thats sick if your a chick, not rude if your a dude. I just created a poem i win.

BraddlesXP 0

Monday 31 January 2011 17:06

today, I was sitting in class minding my own business when a girl stuck her hand up out of nowhere and started strangling us with her unusually hairy armpits. there were only 3 survivors. FML

TeenieAmerica 9

Thursday 3 February 2011 6:34

Who cares? If it's that bad, don't wear a sleeveless top. But if you just forgot to shave for a few days, I highly doubt anyone noticed. Hair doesn't grow that fast. I haven't shaved under my arms in a couple days and I don't even have stubble yet.

sykiro 0

Monday 20 June 2011 6:19

this doesn't even deserve to be on fml. what is this? middle school where we go cry to our mommies about what happened at school, then get over it 10 minutes later? come on.

Epikouros 31

Tuesday 4 October 2011 15:45

Raise your hand if you like girls with hairy armpits! I do!

NegusPleez 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:39

how is this an FML?

coocoocachoo2 2

Friday 30 December 2011 22:54

Your disgusting

reeldeal2294 5

Sunday 12 February 2012 16:20

I've never done this but my does and I don't even think she knows it's Sooooo grouse

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