Sex and Love: Today, I put on a shirt that said, "Skilled in every position."...

By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 05:05 - United States - New Cumberland

Today, I put on a shirt that said, "Skilled in every position." My boyfriend took one look and said, "Since when?" FML

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Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By Violet - 05/04/2014 01:57 - United States - Exeter

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML

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By awkword - 31/12/2013 17:47 - United States - Mckeesport

Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML

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By jodibut - 06/02/2012 16:18 - United States

Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML

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By Rachel - 12/02/2016 06:26 - United States - Burton

Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 14:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2015 13:58 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was trying on a shirt and asked my boyfriend if he liked it. He replied, "If I say no, can we still have sex tonight?" FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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By whyme - 13/07/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

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By readytomingle - 15/07/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 18 November 2012 13:49

Wow...you're the very epitome of classy, aren't you?

DocBastard 38

Sunday 18 November 2012 17:29

It's called a double entendre, "bro". It's supposed to sound sexual without being overtly sexual. Get it? And don't call me "bro". I already have two of them, and that's quite enough.

Comments

chippa 24

Monday 19 November 2012 8:12

Nobody said that. Shut up.

blablablabla5555 5

Monday 19 November 2012 10:28

I don't get all these people judging and saying stuff like she's slutty or stupid for putting on a shirt like that... it's obviously a joke statement, and her bf is kinda rude for saying something like that, even if it was a joke.. Nobody wants to hear that their bad in bed even if they don't mean it seriously

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 19 November 2012 14:12

She brought it on herself by wearing a shirt like that, be it jokingly or falsely confident of her bedroom antics. She's practically begging for that kind of attention by wearing it. Clothes may not truly make the man, but it certainly reflects what and who is underneath. What fantasy world are you living in?

Supahnova 14

Monday 19 November 2012 18:42

It's a freaking Nike T-Shirt that doesn't show excessive skin and is not sexually explicit outside of the vague words that can be talking about any damn thing (like, obviously, sports). I wonder if you would be this much of a judgmental ass if a guy was wearing it? Side note, they do.

KristenWallen 0

Monday 19 November 2012 20:20

That's pretty hilarious.

zee1511 3

Monday 19 November 2012 22:41

Its a Nike T-Shirt calm down people!!!!

jamal0000007 4

Tuesday 20 November 2012 6:35

oooooohhh buuuuurrrrnnnnn

ksj20 5

Tuesday 20 November 2012 10:28

I played monopoly with some of my friends the other day and we chose that the two losers (out of 5 people) would have to drink something the winners made. I lost and had to drink the drink made of diet pepsi, coffee beans, cinnamon, garlic, and a little bit of water ,