By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 05:05 - United States - New Cumberland

Spicy
Today, I put on a shirt that said, "Skilled in every position." My boyfriend took one look and said, "Since when?" FML
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DocBastard 38

Wow...you're the very epitome of classy, aren't you?

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DocBastard 38

It's called a double entendre, "bro". It's supposed to sound sexual without being overtly sexual. Get it? And don't call me "bro". I already have two of them, and that's quite enough.

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mvc3ftw 17

So,Judging by the shirt I'd say you played lots of sports...right op?

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perdix 29

Hmm, I'm guessing that either your blow jobs suck, or you're frustrating his plans for space travel by not letting him explore Uranus.

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Enslaved 36

Would that exploration be done with a Hubble Space Telescope? :P

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perdix 29

#31, sure, why not? We already call it the weasel, the chicken, the monkey, the ferret, etc, so what's one more euphemism. "Hubble Space Telescope" is quite a mouthful, but that should be no obstacle for someone with nimble oral skills.

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witchdoctor1 9

But perdix, how many girls do you know that can say that mouth full? Especially when their mouth is full?

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every1luvsboners 11

Take a dump on his chest. That'll teach him to question your ability. I remember when Doc used to come over every other Saturday night and take a dump on my glass coffee table as I enjoyed the view from under it - in exchange for his weekly milk money.

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perdix 29

The first sentence is a description of the Cleveland Steamer (which coincidentally was the name of the football team before they became the Browns -- in both cases a shitty football team.) The part about Doc and the coffee table gets a "Dafuq" from me, too.

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SenselessPattern 12

Hey, every1luvsboners came out of retirement!

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pradip 26

It just gave me a hell of a laugh! Weird part of FML

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Negroification 7

I love how the comments section is already 70% judgemental people making a big deal over a joke shirt. I'm sure your boyfriend was just teasing you, don't take it personally.

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Halti 4

YDI considering you wear those Nike shirts with those horrible statements. "Get on my level." "Try a different sport!" "Too much swag." etc

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michael99man 5

That's probably cuz you weren't "practicing" with him.

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